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Directory

It seems that Charles and Max being unhinged on main has lured in many new Lestappies, so in order to make everyone's life easier, I've decided that the time for an official directory has finally come (I do love a good system).

↬ #lestappen gate 2023 This is where you find everything related to my brainchild, the now somewhat famous Lestappen Gate 2023, most notably the manifesto that started it all

Bonus: Lestappen Gate 2024 manifesto

↬ #anon asks Things you want to know or share

↬ #lestappen All things Lestappen

↬ #sf / #rbr All things related to the teams generally

↬ #mv1 / #cl16 / etc. All things related to drivers are filed under their numbers; unless I was being a hater

↬ #grid dynamics The tag for all things gossip and, well, grid dynamics

↬ #pr talk / #comms talk / #sponsor talk All things related to pr and comms, including f1 essays and commentary

↬ #f1 guide for beginners Tips and tricks on how to navigate the world of f1 technically and emotionally

↬ #f1 journalism discourse Commentary on the state of f1 journalism

↬ #monaco madness A running commentary on Monaco and some Charles related stuff

#tsarinablogs #tsarina’s housekeeping

the only thing worse than seeing your posts being stolen on Instagram is accounts now adding these god awful captions, too. make it stop

purecommemasolitude

the cool thing about sports is that none of it is real except the blinding rage you experience while watching them

do need the pr queen to break the tumblr hiatus and comment on the norris interview <3 cause even as someone with tangential pr knowledge, this seems fucking bizarre to me.

I'm so sorry I've been so absent 😭 This season so far just hasn't been interesting at all, and life has been super busy with work and activities that require wrangling many, many horsies and, subsequently, less screen time. Which has been great honestly!! But I miss you guys also –

Regarding the interview... oh boy

I turn to Norris and underline the importance of the issue. A young representative of the management team in the room with us steps closer to say: “We’re done with time.” I ask Norris if he can spare the additional 10 minutes I’d been promised. He looks embarrassed and says: “I’m not the boss.” Norris is the world champion and his management company work for him and, when I protest this, he says: “That’s fine. I’m happy to answer that question.” “No,” says the representative in the room. Norris smiles awkwardly as he again says: “I’m not the boss.”

“I’ve no idea,” Norris says. “Max can do whatever he likes.” I say it seems like Norris can’t do the same which is crazy when he is obviously intelligent. His representative approaches us, goes into overdrive and, still laughing, says, as if talking on behalf of Norris: “He’s an amazing guy. Max is the best person ever and we love him. Quote.”

How can you take Lando seriously with statements like that? This kind of article wouldn't fly anywhere but in the British media. But I guess it's going to work for his fanbase.

#asks #pr talk #enigmabird

verstappenalty

theyre so close to getting it

#kids at kindergarten when max was fastest on the tricycle #<-

ofcourstappen

i <3 the little tuft of hair that refuses to be tamed

caprifiles

when the truth comes out, it's quite

♬ cassandra by taylor swift

what is it like to be a prophet? / it's like formula e on steroids / i got a question and shared my opinion / told to "shut up and drive" / questions driver influence / because there will be incredible racing / we get paid a stupid amount of money / welcome to go to the nordschleife / cassandra of troy by sir frederic leighton / i said this in 2023 / max is normally always right / maybe it's a lesson for the future / what is coming will come

f1 officials and anti-maxxers will literally rather risk the entire sport and someone's life instead of listening to max when he talks about the sport and his concerns

#it's almost like he's been saying the new regs would be shit for YEARS

being 83 and writing songs about your situationship from almost 60 years is wild, but then again that's just another day for McLennon

#if you've been here long enough to know about my McLennon / Lestappen essay... I'm sorry