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i knew from a young age i was weird and off putting and unlovable

my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

fraseris

i changed my mind guys whatever's wrong with me really is special and there is no true diagnosis for it. and also im gonna live forever

lnaliazmcithilien

every time I do a web search, right at the top I have AI info dumping on me

just give me the top result please

flootzavut

Swear in your search request. I know it sounds ridiculous, but the most effective way I've found of it not doing the AI summary is just to add "fucking" go my search.

aahsokaatano

Holy shit

necrxticstardust

It also seems to get rid of sponsored posts

memesnotwelcome

“Substitute 'damn' fucking every time you're inclined to write 'very search; your editor AI will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”

― Mark Twain

zeloznog

1anonyymous1

nobody is coming to save you. get up

springsteens

dragoncuspid

God this pic my bird feeder camera took of a baby starling and a mourning dove exudes so much emotion

youmegravity

Honestly the only slur I ever get called is 'gay' or 'homo', people here just aren't very creative with their slurs anymore

youmegravity

I want to be able to wag my tail when a girl is being nice to me!!!

youmegravity

I replied this to the wrong post.

youmegravity

Oh no

emwheezie

IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN

tyelkohuan

@straycatj

viktor-sbor

A 50-kilogram anvil floats perfectly on the surface of mercury, because the density of the steel from which it is made is almost half the density of mercury.