Mindless Entertainment

Matt, 28, UConn Alum, Upstate NY

[bob-belcher]

[sealedbeastnue]

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

[twinpoetry]

So you mean to tell me the Evanescence song “Bring me to Life”, the Tay Zonday song “Chocolate Rain” and the first Shrek movie all came out on April 22 in different years? This all means something but I don’t know what yet. Very significant.

[swarnpert]

me, in 90+ degree weather: please, let me rest my brain: [banging pots and pans together] NO BLANKET NO SLEEP

[creepled]

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE:

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[joejoe-the-capybara]

Cappy St Patrick’s day!

#Capybara #stpatricksday

[blogging-phelddagrif]

do you guys ever think back to how you were in the past & the stuff you’ve done and you just

[heavenhillgirl]

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

[aisforarthur]

Arthur Dodges the Draft

[ptanalo]

Tfw you sucking fuck at keeping a convo going

[risingtensions]

[mapsontheweb]

What the U.S would look like if each state was scaled to it’s population.

As of August 27, 2015

[alienassmuffin]

scully @ mulder every time he argues aliens

[memewhore]

[thesassycat]

[sosuperawesome]

Paintings on Vinyl Records (Side A still will play), by Color by Feliks on Etsy