ass

alexx they/them twenty-five and STILL in love back after a decade, i promise ill be okay this time

[ryan-sometimes]

Paramore was right. Hard times

[shamesonlydaughter]

“we need to teach media literacy in schools” guys was i really the only person paying attention in english class bffr

[shamesonlydaughter]

😑

[gruncheon]

[spicymemedad]

I deman you to do it ?

[chrisweedpiano]

[fredbydawn]

We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year

[fredbydawn]

I hope this clears things up

[catchymemes]

[huffylemon]

[shleepy-girl]

Information Wall (with Hat)

[nitrosplicer]

a wasp made this post

[segamascott]

i am going to stop the rapture from happening if it's the last thing i do 💪

[segamascott]

mission accomplished

[segamascott]

[goofstep]

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

[throughfearandtrembling-deactiv]

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

[goofstep]

im nice…..

[junglejim4322]

He’s literally nice

[scream-boat]

TikTok is dead, so here I return. My fucking respawn point.

[lavendxrtea]

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

[weltenwellen]

L. A. Johnson, from "Birthmark"

[byekansas]

No thanks.

[girlnephew]

[malfoyesque]

[marbleheavy]

i actually do think i’m better than people who use AI

[noah-wyles]

idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage

[silver-tongues-blog]

"people keep saying this house is haunted but ive been here for 200 years and havent seen a ghost!"