scream.

oughhh | neha | 19 | she/her

[xxxsarihartxxx]

[wordfather]

what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood

[desinteresse]

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

[desinteresse]

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

[anglaised]

marijuana pills

[sacred-portal]

[soft-lovely]

imagine finding these polaroids in a flea market

[nyancrimew]

bwaaaah

[sentient-tent]

[xwristitlo]

Elusive memory, pencil on paper, 2020

[sexandmagic]

the other night i was jacking my meat off but had to stop because i was suddenly overcome with a new interpretation of the problem of evil and my fucking vibrator died because i was too busy pondering that particular theological quandary to think about sex. so that's how i've been doing

[sexandmagic]

my minions are being funnier than me on my own post

[unmarkedplot]

📸: shot by me / @unmarkedplot

[teathattast]

[xcomgiveittoya]

(had to add these tags)

[bondboy8]

[dragoncuspid]

American Crow on the fence by my house

Photo by me, taken on FujiFilm X-T30 II

[noncensitive]

@the-ravenscove

[tall]

Has science gone too far

[rickybabyboy]

Not far enough

[ceruleanheaven]

forgive me father for i have not locked in

[homunculus-argument]

The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

[talesfromtreatment]

Hell, half the time you don't even need to smuggle. You just show mama cat a little squirming squeaky fluffy jellybean and she's like "oh shit I totally forgot that one thanks!"

We'd get litters in at the shelter sometimes where there'd be like four kittens 6 weeks old and a random 2 week old and we'd all be standing there going "Mom, you stole that one. That's not yours." And mama cat is like "fuck you, finders keepers"

[emiemi345]

[spicychickenfingerings-deactiva]