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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
southern hemisphere babes, they're stealing our fucking daylight!
one thing about orpheus and eurydice is you guys are all like “i’m different i wouldnt turn to look at her” because you are all familiar with the story of orpheus and eurydice. but orpheus wasnt familiar with the story because he was in it lol.
“i wouldn’t look back bc logically if she’s not there it wouldnt help to look and if she is there looking back would cause me to lose her” cool so has love never made you stupid and insane
another thing thats interesting is i think most people assume its a walk of reasonably short length that you have to resist looking back. but we dont know how long that walk was. its out of the underworld, time could work very differently. could be days. could be months. could you walk for months without looking back to see if your love is okay? i dont think you could
exactly. like oh you’re not going to look back? have you never lost a love? there is so much looking back.
The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.
why does thc + alcohol sometimes give me the spins boy?
look into Bromo-benzodifuranyl-isopropylamine to stengthen the duckling
Round 3: Match 2 of 16
Will Byers (Stranger Things) vs. Schmendrick (The Last Unicorn)
Will Byers
Schmendrick
Why they deserve to be the ultimate wizard according to YOU:
Will:
Vanquished (so far): Rupert Giles, Mickey Mouse
"Look at his cute little hat!"
"He's a fashion icon and we love him. Address him by his full name. Will the Wise"
"Will the wise was such a certifiable slay that’s that”
“he is my sweet cheese, my rotten soldier, my good time boy”
“everyone’s soooo jealous because Will’s hat is pointier than theirs and their robes aren’t even breathable”
Schmendrick:
Vanquished (so far): Petrosilius Zwackelmann, Merlin (Shrek 3)
"He's so babygirl he deserves it"
"Schmendrick is the wizard of all wizards"
"He became a court jester to help out his unicorn bestie who doesn't even like him. He watched an old lady get eaten by a harpy and copes with alcohol"
"Vote for the kitten in a wet cardboard box"
“He's not "the ultimate", he's just so bad in order to make something work, he has to tell magic to do whatever it wants”
in wizard school on the last day there was none of this “exam” bullshit. it was just you and the chalice
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You’re not casting
enkidu. enkidu.
they do not know you
as i knew you.
cmon.
Reality is literally insane. You notice this when you go to ALDI
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
Tomorrow is March 28th
not ignoring canon nor strictly adhering to it, but a secret third thing (taking the small bits and crumbs canon barely spent time developing and running absolutely hogwild)
The Marie Kondo approach: keep what sparks joy. Use that as building blocks. It doesn’t matter how small the tidbits are.
batman villains are funny bc they all end up in arkham over and over so its just like
killer croc, painting a beautiful and sensitive portrait representing his inner turmoil: i had no idea (insert plant) was an invasive species in gotham
poison ivy, painting a photorealistic fern: they are! they’re so widespread that its almost impossible to contain, and it really hurts my heart
joker trying so fucking hard not to call them homophobic slurs because the therapist told him he’d get extra joker mush if he behaved for once in his fucking life:
at this point the toxic waste he fell into fucked him up so bad he wont eat anything that hasnt been mashed up and irradiated so the arkham doctors just throw random shit in a pot and mash it up for him. he loves it
If I want the mush I’ll just get the mush. Arkham is the world’s first prison constructed entirely out of Kleenex
this is the only funny comment anyone has ever made on this post. including my comment
i hate polymer clay ash trays i hate books clearly written to be enjoyed in soundbites by booktokers i hate mindfulness becoming the new dieting i hate clothing hauls i hate influencers pretending to be authentic in fake candid pictures i hate cute pastel two-piece gym sets that cost 100 euros i hate microtrends i hate celebrity makeup brand launches i hate ten step beauty routines
i love small red pottery human head bottle (Yangshao culture, Banpo to Miaodigou phase, 4800-3500 B.C.)
female followers. you have each been provided with a blindfold and a high-powered hunting rifle. the aim of this contest is to locate and hit as many of the targets as possible by hearing alone. on your marks
male followers. begin meowing
