Hey.

I post whatever at random times. In my 20's.

[lichpire]

Can you imagine how good life would’ve been of puppets were taken seriously as an art form like Jim Henson wanted? Even Labyrinth and The Dark Crystal weren’t allowed to really be seen as more than just kids movies because nobody can see puppetry as an art form for anyone but children.

[lichpire]

If Miss Piggy could say fuck the world would be a better place.

[thatonenewdungeonmaster]

[spinchs-field]

love how when i get a new interest, i’m like “oh god it’s happening again” and i’m stuck like that for about a week until everything explodes and any interest i’ve had prior is completely dwarfed for an unknown amount of time

[spinchs-field]

like this

[spinchs-field]

shoutout to everyone who’s sharing the interest that has caused their category 7 autism event. we are all whirling around in our autism events together

[l0newvlf23-deactivated20221217]

[cargopantsman]

[deliriumcrow]

I mean, I'm 44 and just learned that you can pick up an egg yolk. Seems like cursed knowledge to me.

[thegrimmlovely]

I don't like knowing this.

[nothingbutloveforyou]

i think waiting together is a love language. wait for the train with me, so we can talk a little longer. wait for dinner with me, we can slow dance in the kitchen. wait for me until i can talk after crying my eyes out, hold me, we will figure it out. wait for me when it gets rough, i know i can get through this (with you). wait for me in the car, this song is too good to not finish listening to it. wait for the first snow with me, cold red noses and bright eyes. lets wait for each other, i love you.

[bogleech]

this comment on this pokemon swsh character though

[bogleech]

happy 2 year anniversary to Oleana looking like a mom whose kid just came home with a big ass toad asking if they can keep it for a pet after she just got rid of the last one

[vivi266-archive-deactivated2024]

kind of a milf. refrog

[twerklina]

[ottermatopoeia]

makin my way downtown

[monkeysaysficus]

slowly

[werewolf4vampire]

[byjove]

I had a Terry's Chocolate Orange once in an airport 10 years ago (they’re very hard to come by in the US, I’ve never seen them sold anywhere else) and I think about it everyday.

[byjove]

So what you’re saying in the replies is that they are sold everywhere and they’re just hiding them from me every time I enter a store.

[byjove]

So what you’re saying is some sort of evil sorcerer put a curse on me to make Terry’s chocolate oranges totally invisible to me.

[byjove]

[byjove]

Attempting to obtain the orange by other means is not working.

[byjove]

My mother just told me she bought me a chocolate orange one year for Christmas and put it in my stocking over the fireplace and it MELTED BEFORE I COULD EAT IT. I’m starting to think there is an actual curse on me and this is no longer a joke.

[wizardofrozz]

We’re keepers of the peace, not soldiers. - Mace Windu

I’m blown away by the amount of love The Clone Wars art has received 🥺. It’s surreal and it made me want to share one of the other pieces I recently finished 🖤 (I have so many more ideas too 🫣).

Also if anyone would be interested, I’ve been debating on selling prints of this and my clone wars piece 😶

[desolationlesbian]

something about netflix castlevania felt really weird but oddly familiar in the way the story is medieval low fantasy and yet every character is not only speaking in a super modern way but constantly dunking on eachothers backstories, dropping f bombs with impunity, and going on 5 minute tangents on whether or not vampires really are killed by running water and I couldn’t put my finger on it until I realized they all talk like they’re players in a dnd campaign

[hymnofvalefor]

[chucktaylorupset]

in my humble opinion in my expertise as a certified PhDnD, trevor belmont punching dracula and nothing happening isn’t a natural one; trevor belmont punching dracula is when you roll high and add your modifier for a total that’s more than twenty against the boss’s AC, and in response the dm looks you dead in the eye and says “miss”

[ouijamoon]

[rapicho]

ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun

[ca-dmv-bot]

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[y5d8z6vz7a-deactivated20180404]

i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

[brodiebutt]

[katherinearandez]

[wsswatson]

[katherinearandez]

I am obligated to reblog this again, because it is now Superwholock, and therefore perfection.

[fatefulfindings]

people need to remember that every tumblr post in 2012 was like this

[shinobi-bacon]

Hi! If your still taking requests, could you make some gifs if Eugene please?

I sure can!

[capytalism]

[trannykong]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

It’s because none of us can afford a house, or healthcare, or anything really.