The truth is..

I am Iron Man

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Oh god

[coloroftherainbows]

Cause you can never not reblog Ruby Rose when shes on your dash

[coffeecatsandcigarettes]

Fuck

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friendly reminder to not use ace bandages when biding :)

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My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid

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What Tumblr Taught me: March

Oh le glorious interwebz, chocked full of information and porn. The latter of which is much more entertaining but I felt like sharing with you some of the things Tumblr taught me last month. Like

and those people:

And if you are getting up earlier and being successful, then you’re probably happier. But

So then you aren’t sleeping like normal and that

Which leads to 

And if you cannot stay awake then chances of being successful are slim. But if you’re not getting enough sleep because you’re happy and successful and you’re worried about lack of sleep causing you to 

Then you probably should:

Which could make you feel pretty damn confident in your skills but:

So then your not very likable and that can be awkward around the table because:

So then you try 

because

And people start to respond well and laugh

And you pick up the hottest person there 

Which seems like a great idea until single people realize you’re committed because then

And suddenly your fine ass silhouette transforms into

Which makes you unable to sleep. See top of post.

[psych2go]

This is genius. 

[alicaneiceindigo]

Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids

[sayonara-bye-bye]

MY CHILDHOOD

[blacklaceandgrunge]

i got really sad when this post ended

[ash1eyx]

A lot of this stuff is still used today- a good majority of it actually

[peepeepoopoobloopblop]

I still eat cosmic brownies shiiiiiiit

[viorie]

rose is such a qt

[teamwang]

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[clavid]

this looks like something out of a horror movie like imagine that thing tunring around and having a people face and walking on two feet

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[shitshilarious]

“whats for dinner mom?”

“A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass”

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“eat your aesthetic, Johnathan”

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English Pronunciation

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If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

[source]

[to-the-captain]

OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED

[sapiomorph]

It’s back

[theworldwalkersdiaries]

It helps that English steals from every other language as much as possible.

[teen-titanz]

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If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying.

[sotouchy]

mine is embarrassingly massive

[killjasper]

I have generations, alternate dimensions, and spin offs.

[a-shadyqueeen]

I’m a celebrity in my mind

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I have at least ten. Depends on what kind of day I had, which one I think of at night.

[elsaflake]

[larmoyante]

All the hardest, coldest people you meet were once as soft as water. And that’s the tragedy of living.

Iain S. Thomas, I Wrote This For You (via larmoyante)

[deanwincherter]

[owlsonmypants]

IM SO FUCKING EXCITED

[perks-of-being-chinese]

THIS IS SO GREAT

[yueliang]

okay I feel like I'm the only person who knows that Mulan was a real person and not talked about enough

Her story goes mostly how the Disney version went, except she didn’t go to war as a quest for self-discovery or because she felt as though she couldn’t make her parents proud. The sole and only reason she disguised herself as a young man was to take her Father’s place in the war.

So when she told her parents that she wanted to this, they were like wtf no you’re a girl and it’s chaotic out there. And you know what she did? She put on male clothes and challenged her own Father to a duel. Her dad was like ‘who the hell are you’ but accepted. When Mulan won and revealed herself as his daughter, he was like wOAH okay you can go. Basically she made sure to get her parent’s consent before going, so not only are her parents awesome, she was decent enough to not leave them hanging for 12 years.

Yes, she was at war for 12 years, but she not in fact meet a handsome general. Instead she BECAME a general. Eventually the war was won, and the Emperor was so impressed by her he wanted to wed the Princess to her. It was only then that she revealed she was in fact a woman. Then she accepted the rewards and went right back home to her normal life. 

There is now even a crater on Venus named after her.

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☆ by ★ Posted with permission from the artist

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