The Fools

[lichapologist]

Enemy pilot looks at the Lich

The Lich:

[jp-nichts]

You've heard of "passage princess" and "pillow princess"

but what about "copilot princess?"

She sits there looking all pretty, calling out targets, operating your ECM suite, and performing electronic warfare counter measures. Most importantly, after a confirmed kill, she showers your with compliments and proclaims, "great job hun!"

[gooseworx]

Alright you filthy farm animals, come and eat your slop!

[gooseworx]

what are your thoughts on the controversy around the maid jax you drew where people on twitter got mad about it

People are actually mad about that? I thought that was just a collective comedy bit everyone was doing.

[leszmart]

pinup knight because it’s my birthday

[dailyskeletonreminders]

yeah sorry boss i can't come into work today, yes, ye- yeah. it's the pursuer again, yeah he appeared outside the front gate an- yeah, in a mass of black fog. and he tried to use cursed impale on me so i got back in my car and left

[woerm]

[cryptotheism]

Nope, not giving that idiot a platform.

[perfectlynormalperson]

[boccher]

ok

[nyancrimew]

go fetch

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Put his ass in the dubious machine

[lakemojave]

Hey uh, boss? Should he be moaning like that?

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Damn machine! He should be moaning louder

[kobadashi]

got a job for you, 621.

Go to the kitchen, open the pill bottle, roll up one of your schizophrenia pills in some cheese and bologna and then eat the cheese and bologna. I promise there’s no pill in there

I’m tired of you talking about how your Coral girlfriend is going to make you a prejac 621. enough is enough

[whatagrump]

bizarre dash coincidence that briefly transported me to a more magical world

[delsinsfire]

part of me wants to be professional part of me wants to sign my emails with dark souls texts

[spicymochi]

little pumpkin thief

[demilypyro]

I feel like a startling amount of news lately is about some rich asshole fucking up a good thing because he wants more money.

[demilypyro]

[entryn17]

man i rewlly want one of those tattoos that look like. fucking robot parts. you know what i mean

[entryn17]

once i get over my innate fear of parental disapproval its so joever

[feybeasts]

For real, the only difference between Rusty Armored Core 6 and Solo Wing Pixy Ace Combat Zero for me is that it’s more difficult to imagine the latter as a hot transmasc anthro wolf man, since they y’know, show his face.

…difficult, but not impossible

[ladygwyndolin]