Spiral Out. Keep Going.

🌀 we'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been 🌀 header by venterry

[robotdevils]

[cetitanhasmoved]

Go to penis

Only if you come with me brother.

[cetitanhasmoved]

[normal-horoscopes]

My roommate: I had a tiny bite of that weed brownie before we left.

Me: Are you good to drive?

Roommate: Oh yeah I barely had any.

[20 minutes later]

Roommate, while driving: "I nned to poul over right now."

[normal-horoscopes]

It should be noted that my roommate weighs about 100 pounds, and turns out it was a 500mg brownie.

Roommate: "You know those vans with the wizards on them? I like... get them now"

Me: "oh yeah?"

Roommate: "I have entered the Wizards Palace"

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

where is the yeah it would be fucking nice tweet

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

[eldragon-x-moved]

[subrosadraco]

James: “HEEHEEHEE WE PUT THE THEY IN THEM!”

Jessie: “a”

[ribbonmiku]

we put the they in them thursday

[mikica]

hey girl just a heads up. i was talking to your boyfriend and he called the character exclusively referred to by their last name by their first name

[turnaboutstevie]

[aspacefuneral]

i shit on google every chance i get but damn if they cant decipher my stupid fucking stoner searches

[lingwenboobs]

reblog to tranquilize the person you reblogged this from

[runby2]

[gaycop]

[drunkwhenimadethis]

I have to do something drastic. Well maybe I don't but that's how I feel

[fthgurdy]

Re: the last post, the article mentions that some places use clams to test the toxicity of the water. It’s like that in Warsaw- we get our water from the river, and the main water pump has 8 clams that have triggers attached to their shells. If the water gets too toxic, they close, and the triggers shut off the city water supply automatically.  

The clams are just better at measuring the water quality than any man-made sensors.

Edit: check out this documentary trailer : https://vimeo.com/408820791

[zvaigzdelasas]

God Bless Our Troops

[looksmokin]

They hot glued a spring to a clam and gave it full control over the water supply

[sindri42]

No of course not, that would be ridiculous.

They hot glued springs to eight clams and gave them collective control over the water supply.

[strangetikigod]

No of course not, hot glue would kill the clams.

The used silicone adhesive to attach springs to eight clams and gave them collective control over the water supply.

[emily84]

[velociraptrix]

[marrowmoiselle]

My boyfriend said Garfield isn’t cute so this was my rebuttal.

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[swarnpert]

my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"

[amazoogle]

just closed on a big deal with a major grocery chain vis-a-vis the procurement of some fresh strawberries

[kindlygoblin]

[reichen--art]

Reworked these sketches from last year, & I’m much happier with them now 🌞

[juulpromocode]

i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right . im moving backwards through a brick wall rn

[juulpromocode]

you could fit anything in me rn im so relaxed

[juulpromocode]

for sure gonna shit the bed tonight

[theblehthatbloos]

You’ve summed up nyquil in a way that most could not

[juulpromocode]

hello

[filthymagicuser]

I love him your honor. (coming next shop update).

[legendary-scholar-deactivated20]

In Brittany of western France (French: lit-clos), a ‘box-bed’ was a bed enclosed in furniture that looked like a cupboard, half-opened or not, placed on short legs to prevent moisture due to dirt floor. In homes with usually only one room, the box-bed allowed some privacy and helped keep people warm during winter. Box-beds were also used to protect people from the animals (pigs, hens) also living in the house, or even to protect them from wolves that might enter houses and snatch babies. They were used until the 20th century and were adopted in other European countries too.