zesty and sweet, with a hint of "fuck you"

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[robouiop]

Blog Info:

Howdy, I'm Uiop! I use He/Him and Ey/Em pronouns. I mainly reblog stuff here, and it's usually political posts, random funnies, and some fandom things. I try to keep my blog accessible, so almost every post has image descriptions.

I also have an art blog, at @robouiop-art. Work In progress and I can't promise every post will have image descriptions, sorry.

Tags I use:

#not described: when I reblog something without a description

#described: for when I personally add a description

#id in alt text: image description in alt text, rarely used

#nsft: things that are not safe for viewing in public, like naked figures or raunchy memes. no real 18+ content here

#shit i say: posts made by me

#long post: posts that are very long

#unreality: posts that are focusing on a fake reality or could be triggering

#religion tw: posts mentioning religion

Thanks for reading :-) smile

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[robouiop]

on my last day of student teaching this semester I decided to make cards for all the kids and I asked what they wanted drawn on the card

most said things like cats, superheros, video game characters, etc.

but one kid said "draw a weird creature!"

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

like so much of Everything today is premised on the idea that the earth-shattering catastrophe which happened within living memory of everyone older than a third grader has had no meaningful material or psychological effects on the general public and i don't think that's good, lol.

"(some of) the top-line economic indicators (sorta) recovered (in most places) so everything is fine and we don't need to talk about it" is not a sustainable framework for interfacing with reality

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

"why is everyone so angry and paranoid now?" "why is politics so dysfunctional now?" "why is [x] [y] and [z] now? blah blah blah"

2020:

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Elephant in a room with knocked over chairs. Overlaid text reads: Address me. /End ID]

[sneeblbop]

artfight is about threatening everyone that you're gonna Get Them and then not following through and only drawing maybe 3 pieces before giving up and dying badly

[apricops]

just be yourself and don’t care about what other people think! Why would you care about what other people think about you?

(DISCLAIMER: what other people think about you will determine every aspect of your support network, your ability to get housing and employment, the quality of your medical care, how you are treated by the legal system, and how likely people will be to sic the police on you for violating social norms.)

[aropride]

red fucking alert if you’re currently experiencing a beautiful spring day after a long and brutal winter DO NOT TRUST IT this is NOT spring it is FALSE SPRING we still have SEVERAL WEEKS OF COLD do NOT let your guard down

[egberts]

parks closing at night for no reason other than to stop homeless people from having a covered place to sleep is high key insidious as fuck. what do you mean it's closed?? it's the outdoors

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Bitches will be like "prev tags omg" on my post and I check the preg tags and it's like "blorbo from my shows"

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[astronomical-bagel]

Happy late anniversary to the post that changed tumblr’s (and the entire internet’s) vernacular forever

[whirling-ghost]

[ID: a screenshot of the post showing the date stamp as Dec 23, 2021. end ID]

[tysonfurybattlepass]

“theres nothing wrong with him hes just annoying” is such a powerful grounding affirmation thank you toby fox. like you know what actually i don’t need to be mean to this person bc the thing that irritates me about them is perfectly harmless and subjective. it’s literally fine

[tysonfurybattlepass]

*through gritted teeth* being annoying is not a moral failure

[pinnipetal]

I do really think that the use of ChatGPT and genAI by students highlights the fundamental flaw of our education system focusing almost entirely on grades and test scores rather than generating curiosity and inquiry, which produces individuals who fundamentally do not understand that the purpose of an assignment is meant to be to learn *how* to do something, not simply to produce a product you can turn in to get an A+

[jvlianbashir]

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

[jvlianbashir]

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story

when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[pickapea]

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming

[redstonedust]

too much undertale/deltarune content has me playing other games and thinking "well naturally at some point they must address the seperation between player and player-character, their status as a vessel and the inherent unfairness of having us control their life, right?" as if thats just a normal thing for videogames to contain.

[redstonedust]

do you think mario resents me for making him drive go kart

[femmenietzsche]

i think my cat just accidentally sent you an anonymous ask, sorry

No, not that I saw.

[femmenietzsche]

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Right, that's pretty much what I've been saying.

[utopians]

ideal five nights at freddy's adaptation would not be a feature film but rather an hour long mock defunctland video

[egberts]

blast my stupid baja life