was that the bite-

18+, head filled with dread and dilfs

[lyouve]

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

[evvergreen]

i think i deserve $7,000,000 for everything i've been through tbh.

[burntundertones]

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[drowsy-fantasy]

$5000 seems like a nice amount. Somebody should just give me $5000 today. Directly into my bank account. It would be very nice.

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[goodhairanddespair]

dream blunt rotation: i am the blunt and i get rotated all night long by every shawn hatosy character.

[rahnesinclair]

HBO: Hey try to be neutral about the ICE topic ok

The Pitt: Our virally successful hot silver fox who is white as the driven snow is arrested by ICE because he was trying to protect his patient from further injury because ICE are animalistic bullies and we want to show that to the wider HBO audience that won't recognize brown pain.

[plumebeat]

the pitt women sketch dump

[labyrinthgf]

“my wife threatened to divorce me and i almost lost my kids”

[purplebutterflyglasses]

Looking at how Becca was tonight’s episode it really puts a perspective on things from last week. Her pink manicure that Mel most likely paid for. Her phone that Mel pays for. The Center that I’m sure Mel pays some amount of. Becca can go out and make friends and have fun because of MEL!! She is paying financially, emotionally and mentally.

But Mel can’t be considered. They watch ELF because Becca likes ELF. She makes other plans for fireworks even though she knows Mel enjoys watching them with her and obviously didn’t plan on telling her until she absolutely had to.

I can appreciate Langdon trying to play devils advocate and try and help Mel by actually listening to her complaints.

But Becca doesn’t have to worry about consequences for her actions because she doesn’t have to bear responsibility. MEL DOES. Mel is left cleaning up messes to parties that she was never even invited to.

[str4wbsstuff]

[ceriseangels]

robby vs anyone that reminds him of himself in any possible way

[afloweroutofstone]

This is the first time in my life when it's actually fair to criticize the President for gas prices. I've spent so many years explaining to people that Presidents have pretty limited influence over the price of oil and that they do not have a magical lower-gas-prices button on their desk, I almost forgot that the President does actually have a raise-gas-prices button on their desk called "start a war with Iran for no reason"

[reagan-slayer69]

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

[mel-155-a]

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

[greenekatgrey]