I`ll do anything to be happy

Video editor with Premiere and After Effects. Broadway fan. I ♥ NY. A mix of Sheldon Cooper and Adrian Monk. I love Disney, American series and movies. God, I love movies. Music from indie/folk to pop and classic too.Always trying to be positive even when things are not very well. Preacher of lateral thinking, devoted to the beach and to the gym. Me, myself and I

[murdershewrought]

MURDER SHE WROTE: Who Killed J.B. Fletcher? 7.14 (1991)

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[mens-rights-activia]

Anemone song

[dogsskull]

happy 4th birthday to the best song ever uploaded to the internet

[mxtomituck]

Guess which song is in first grade this year?

[3000s]

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

[3000s]

it feels fake but your friends miss you sometimes

[3000s]

the reason you've been hanging out with your closest friends fairly regularly for the past 12+ years is because you have fun together

[3000s]

people who don't like you that much will not stay in your life for over a decade asking to hang out and inviting you to things and texting you

[xanaxfarts]

Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths

[edenfenixblogs]

TREES!!

[mirarelle]

Things I didn't know I needed to know

[dovv]

post nut clarity does not properly convey the gravity of the pre nut insanity. like truly.

[skellydun]

why is it when people ask me what i want as a gift i immediately become someone who enjoys nothing at all and has never wanted anything a day in their life.

[leahgardner-art]

Snow and traffic on Chicago’s Lakeshore Drive

[cesaray]

[spicyblogger2]

My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet

[spicyblogger2]

She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo

[spicyblogger2]

OK my dad also got it

[spicyblogger2]

DYLAN!

[spicyblogger2]

It took five months but we finally convinced my stepmom to also get it

[spicyblogger2]

My fucking manager got it

[aspirationsofascension]

[catchymemes]

[rederiswrites]

Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name.

[rederiswrites]

"Why does it say--" *squints at the screen* "....aziraphale's flaming cock??"

"Oh no uh, ignore that."

[aziraphales-flaming-cock]

[ilikeit-art]

[calenos]

[zebbyscoot]

Yes I am aware he has committed atrocities but have you considered that he’s my special guy

[zebbyscoot]

WHEEEEEEEZE

[horreurscopes]

why does cooking takes like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights

[calder]

vegans make peace with honey

no shut up do it

[calder]

vegans will pretend not to hear when natives tell them their agave products are unsustainable because they have whimsical feelings about, and i cannot stress this enough, the freedom of hive insects

Honey is literally murder but go off

[kasaron]

Prove it.

They literally puke their guts up to make your honey

[kasaron]

I have not seen any evidence tonsugges they are harmed or die in the process of production. They do regurgitate the nectar as part of the process to concentrate it into honey (an interesting process) but they do not suffer any injury during this process. If they did, the cost to produce honey, which is done naturally as a measure to survive over winter and through times of lower availability, would outweigh the benefits. If you kill several bees to produce enough honey to make one more bee, It makes no sense. Any animal that did that would die, even with human intervention.

Do you have any sources which suggest otherwise? I’d be interested to hear of this (relatively publicly available) information was false or misunderstood.

Bee farmers use whats called a honey maker. It’s a crude devices. It similar to a meat grinder. They force the bees in and grind them up. What comes out is a paste. That paste is later filtered into what we know as honey

[hematite2]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[leonardo-nierman]

@zoologicallyobsessed please show us pics of your bee grinder

[gemstone-gynoid]

they might be falsely thinking about a honey extractor machine. but all these do is you place the beehive frames inside and a motor rotates it at a speed that removes the honey, which is then tapped through a tap at the bottom. 

[darkenedyeastextract]

…do they think they put bees in that and spin them around until they vomit…?

[demonius-darkblade]

bee carnival

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

bad and naughty bees get put into the b e e c e n t r i f u g e to extract their honey

[bastlynn]

Vegans coming after beekeepers is one of my major teeth grinding annoyances. For many reasons, because there’s so many lies. And to go one step further because it’s such a waste. You see, the strongest vegan argument is that they don’t want to exploit animals or take from them without their consent.

… but… Bees consent. NO. I’M NOT KIDDING.

How? Bee hives aren’t kept on leashes. They’re outside, the bees can travel miles every day. They follow their queen. Who is also outside, not on a leash, and can travel miles every day. If she doesn’t like the hive for any reason - for example: it got too hot, too cold, too messy, too filled with sugary stuff and they need more space… then the queen leaves. And with her the hive.

The queen stays in the hive because the hive is the best place to live. Period. Done. End of. If the hive is staying with the beekeeper it’s because the keeper is doing their job correctly and keeping them happy because the bees can, and do, leave bad beekeepers.

Of all the animals we have domesticated as livestock, bees are the ones you can most easily argue are consenting participants in their keeping.

[alicentsgf]

[mystical-mew]

Here it is. The bee post is back