no lifeguard on duty

no shirt, no shoes, no problem

[antigome]

sure bro, i love the iliad. achilles, hector and *looks at smudged writing on hand* aging meninist 

[skeleton-richard]

#that’s both his name and his personality

[earthstory]

[the-ace-of-hearts]

I AM WEEPING

[wonderhecko]

curious

[ripe]

mt_seaturtle on twitter

[softlitstudent]

[dykeofhearts]

Artemis is a confirmed lesbian because Sappho has a fragment that just says “Artemis” and well folks!!! it’s confirmed!!!

[dykeofhearts]

iconic

[lordxeras]

My girl Sappho was so gay for Artemis she couldn’t even finish a sentence about her

[the-clown-wars]

[c-ssandras-archive]

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

[c-ssandras-archive]

Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

[remadeheartachemotel]

professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.

ares:

[your-villainous-neighbour]

Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless

Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:

[ultrawebcomics]

Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus. Zeus:

[peelingmandarins]

Come to think of it i hardly ever look at someone and think they’re ugly? they just are what they are and i don’t think of anything further than that. at the end of the day what sticks with me are the impressions people leave, things like how much they smile/laugh/feel genuine to me. I’ve never really met someone ‘ugly’ in my life unless time proved their personalities otherwise.

[everythingstarstuff]

[9d6problems]

The Lady of the Lake is pretty chill. Her cousin, the Witch of the Waterfall, is a little less sociable.

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off

[abdulraveman]

[montereybayaquarium]

🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟 🐟 i just wanna do *me* 🐟🐟 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟 \ 🐟🐟🐟 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

[catchymemes]

[gendice]

no greek god is inherently and wholly “good” or “bad” because they were all flawed and imperfect in some way with different facets of personality and character to serve as a reflection of society and human nature itself  

[gendice]

oh except for zeus he was a straight up absolute bastard

[seven-oomen]

fuck zeus

[gendice]

do NOT. 

[otherwindow]

A lot of deep sea creatures are coloured red, but since the colour blends in so well with dark water it just ends up looking black or dark blue. 

In short, combined with the horn-like crown, submerged home, and pitchfork/trident, Poseidon is just another name for the Devil.

[otherwindow]

Humans misinterpret Hell as an underground cavern of fire, when in reality, it’s a boiling sea floor stoked by hydrothermal vents and exposed magma.

[queer-trans-amazon-deactivated2]

Dante describes the Ninth circle of hell as being where traitors are crushed in a dark frozen lake, which sounds like deep sea trenches or brine pools

[otherwindow]

Notice how the only thing demons and mermaids have in common is dragging human souls down?

There’s a reason why sailors used to call mermaids “Sea Demons”.

[sirfrogsworth]

The War on Saturnalia begins. 

[the-quasar-hero]

I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found