Rodeo Clown Wannabe

gwen, 24, she/her, biro/ace, proud owner of 80 HDs

[rodeoclownery]

OH YEAH CAN AI DO THIS?? *draws my oc over the course of 3 hours and it’s not perfect but in the end i made something with my own two hands and enjoyed the process of creation and for that i am proud*

[rodeoclownery]

Every once and a while I remember that when I was 19 I tastefully referenced (blatantly copied) the opening line of Welcome to the Black Parade for the opening sentence of a scholarship essay and they gave me 500 real US dollars.

To this day I do not know if they 1) didn’t notice or 2) did notice and thought it was cool

Either way I’m never giving that money back

[rodeoclownery]

SPOILERS FOR BRING HER BACK (2025) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

I cannot stop thinking about Bring Her Back (2025). I’m a hard person to spook, but goddamn that shit spooked me. I could talk about the themes of grief and the horrors of abuse, but instead I find pondering the concept of recovery.

How the fuck are Piper and Conner supposed to recover from that? Specifically Conner. How is he supposed to recover from the malnutrition, the consumption of inedible material, the physical abuse, the literal fucking DEMON that possessed his body, and not to mention HIS FUCKING TEETH.

God. I can’t stop thinking about Conner, reunited with his parents, trying to be a normal kid again. dear lord that boy is going to need so much orthodontia. It’s going to be so expensive. Idk what dental care costs in Australia but I hope it’s cheaper than in the US. I don’t think braces can even fix that shit. What, as a dentist, do you even do with that? The bloodied gums, the split lips, the shattered teeth. How do you even explain to the dentist what happened?? “Oh yeah I uhhh got kidnapped an developed a severe case of pica, tried to eat a countertop haha.”

My closest guess for how to fix it would be crowns?? Filing down the damaged teeth and covering them for their own protection? How much do crowns even cost in Australia??? I have so many questions.

[rodeoclownery]

So my mom has been cleaning out my grandma’s house since she passed and offered some of her things for my and my boyfriend’s apartment, among which are several examples of my childhood art. Which is great except she brought home the horrible clay bobble head I made in middle school and tried to pull a fast one on my by sneaking it in the box of stuff she was giving us WRAPPED IN A MAXI PAD FOR PROTECTION.

This awful, horrifically ugly little figure was supposed to be Waddles from Gravity Falls but turned out so far from my vision that I gave it to my grandmother so that I wouldn’t have to see it every day.

I showed it to my boyfriend, and it’s horribleness filled him with so much delight that he started calling him “Il Porco” and insisted that we must display him in our home. I joked that we could put him in our knick-knack nook and leave him offerings like a votive figure and this man said “Can we?🥺”

This is what he looks like btw

May he bless our home and bring forth a bountiful harvest.

[rodeoclownery]

if you are from Cleveland, enjoy ace attorney, and write fanfiction, boy do I have a pitch for you:

Tim Misny insert fic

Me and my great ideas will be here all night

[rodeoclownery]

Oh my god

This is the greatest day of my life. Thank you Mr. Misny. Thank you Cleveland tumblr users. I’ve made it

[rodeoclownery]

Being an American in Spain is the strangest mix of “I love it here, the land is beautiful, the people are beautiful, the water is potable, and groceries are cheap, I never want to leave” and “dear lord I miss Target.”

[rodeoclownery]

no longer aro/ace bc of my stupid dumb boyfriend bc I love him or something stupid bastard.

Fuck I miss him so much (we talked on the phone 5 seconds ago)

[gharibajameel]

horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses

this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY.

and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks fake

what the hell happened to this thing who bred this line of ponies to be so ridiculous

[hapalopus]

fun fact, while most mini horses and ponies look fat, like the shetland above, some are genuinely just scaled down versions of regular horses

you look at this and think “wow that’s a horse i bet I could ride that” but you’d be wrong because this is an american shetty and it’s the size of a large dog

also fun fact, this is the world’s smallest horse, thumbelina

and this is the largest horse ever, brooklyn supreme

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I would fucking die for Brooklyn Supreme

[doomedsaints]

Why is tumblr celebrating one piece and not this incredibly important religious date

[thesupremesourcream]

People who say bi erasure doesn’t happen need to realize Freddie Mercury is known as the most famous homosexual man when he identified himself as bisexual. If that’s not bi erasure I don’t even know.

[stupiduglyfatcunt]

Also PoC erasure, most people don’t know he was 100% Indian

[daggers-drawn]

Specifically he was Parsi. Also raised Zeroastrian.

[avaazeman]

*zoroastrian 

[cornflakepizza]

#i dont think the white boys can handle a queer brown guy being their god

[karis-the-fangirl]

^^^ centuries of religious art featuring white-skinned blue-eyed Jesus have made that pretty clear

[joycevbyers-deactivated20191228]

His real name was Farrokh Bulsara. He was born in Zanzibar.

[binkeljuice]

Okay but why is “farrokh bulsara, from Zanzibar ” more inspiring and better sounding than “Freddie mercury from England ”?

[smokyquartz323]

Can I add this tidbit I found?

[limetimo]

ID: “During a Queen concert in the 70s, a heckler shouted “you fucking poof” [gay slur] to Freddie Mercury during the middle of their set. Freddie responded by ordering the crew to turn the spotlight on hte man, asking him to “Say it again, darling”. The heckler cowered in shame.

[dragonsglare]

And now we love him even more, amazingly.

[marauderswolf22]

this is one of my favourite stories about him tbh

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[aphorisnt]

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

[shirecorn]

the high geologist has ascended

[ethanrayne]

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

[venusrrvelez]

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

[sapphireclawe]

I love this too much.

[stsebastiens]

finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING

look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth

[kaijutegu]

It was stupid good. So good in fact that the bbc filmed a version and put it on dvd when it debuted. I bought that dvd after I saw the show and put it up on the Internet Archive. The audio is not great but the dancing is spectacular. Ever see a pas de deux around an anatomical dissection? You will.

[hezekiahwakely]

[slyandthefamilybook]

[skulkinspirit]

[recycleable-username]

[chi1dishdevi1]

All the outfits of Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way

Somehow I survived doing this.I present to you a low quality fanart of the ultimate Mary Sue queen. If you haven’t read My Immortal Fanfic you can bleach your eyes here: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5835837/1/My-Immortal-The-Return

Notes: If is a different day, I opted to only draw what Tara described of the outfit, if she didn’t mention her make-up or shoes I believe Ebony didn’t wear any.

Unless the fic says explicitly that it’s a different day I tried to keep some of the aspects of the last outfit that Tara didn’t change or didn’t mention. (Like her make-up or shoes).

The little icons that appear in like three of the outfits are the earrings she was wearing that chapter.

Doing this was beyond confusing but fun.

[monsieurenjlolras]

I’m so fucking happy this exists this is hilarious

[bipolar-bisexual69]

My only criticism is that she should be putting up her middle finger at us

[rodeoclownery]

if you are from Cleveland, enjoy ace attorney, and write fanfiction, boy do I have a pitch for you:

Tim Misny insert fic

Me and my great ideas will be here all night

[beaft]

i love paintings that look as if they have ghosts in them

[beaft]

this painting by andrew wyeth has got SO many ghosts in it. most andrew wyeth paintings have ghosts in, but this is off the scale!

this painting by dragan bibin has only one ghost as far as i can tell, but it's a really scary ghost (the dog thinks so too)

this painting by meraud guevara looks very peaceful, but unfortunately it has a ghost in it. i can't tell you where, but it does

you might think you can see the ghosts in this dorothea tanning painting, but you're wrong. the little girls are just ordinary girls. the actual ghost is behind one of those doors.

marvin cone. for fucks sake just look at it

[blumineck]

Remember kids, Violins isn't always the answer! (Some times it's Atl-lute-l!)

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