Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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There are two types of songs:
Freddie’s songs:
- fucking ANTHEM this song is gold darlings y’all gonna love it and remember it for the next few centuries lol
- funky fresh bismillah boys and this next word doesn’t even exist hehe
Brian’s songs:
- everyone and everything I love is dead and there’s nothing I can do about it :)
- *thirty year long guitar solo* fuck this fuck that fuck you
Roger’s songs:
- don’t be lonely don’t waste your life have fun and look back on the past and love people
- GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY let’s get this bread go down fighting and fuck babes I DONT LIKE YOU AT ALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
John’s songs:
- hey hey hey have a funky fresh beat
- softer song but you know how it be
Tag yourself I’m softer song but you know how it be
tee hee im *thirty year guitar solo* fuck this fuck that fuck you
All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.
Good Morning Bimbos and Himbos
God and How Could I forget Thembos
2019 Brian and Roger:
Me: *getting on my knees* Alright, you’ve left me no choice.
small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]
me:
small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]
me:
queen sleepy boyfriend au
since u guys like my borhap cast one, ive got another one for u hehe
brian
“spoon me” “brian how the fuck do i spoon you-”
smol energy when tired
will crawl under the covers, stick his head under ur shirt and never come out
LOVES touching
loves holding ur hands or thighs or waist or arms or whatever he can reach
hes a big boi but absolutely loves being cuddled
he’ll kiss up ur face and sink hia fingers into your hair and purr about how youre his baby
omg kisses all over HIS face
he ADORES them
roger
probably will fall asleep without u
“roger wh-” *intense talking in sleep*
but when u climb into bed he’ll wrap himself around you
probably drools just saying
you’ll wake up totally stuck to him like glue
and he’ll be horny in the morning because you were pressed against him all night
“i’m so hard-” “its not my fault twat”
really forceful cuddler that wont let u move
freddie
omg big spoon
big dick energy 24/7
likes when u curl up in a ball and latch onto him
probably sings in his sleep
will tap his fingers on u and hum before he falls asleep
loves to bury his hands into ur hair and smell u
and he loves just touching u
loves squeezing dat ass*
when he wakes up thats it hes started for the day
he pulls the covers off of u and grins
“FREDDIE” “wake up my love”
john
oh my fucking god
best cuddler
bottom energy when hes tired
loves kisses on his face and ur hands in his hair
likes when u talk to him and tell him hes sweet and a baby
aw he’ll give u one of those signature pretty baby smiles he gives when hes happy
“i love you” over and over again until he falls asleep
curls himself into you and puts his head on your chest like a little angel
wraps his legs around u
and when he wakes up hes a stretchy boi
will smile at u and trace his hands all over ur face until ur up
“hi baby” followed by uwu face
Let bi boys date girls
Who isn’t letting them……
Gay boys who see me with a girl and say I shouldn’t be allowed in lgbt spaces because I’m actually really straight
Straight girls who see me as their “gay friend” or who say they don’t care about sexuality but wouldn’t date a boy who’s had sex with a boy
Straight people in general who say “isn’t he really just gay” or telling girls that I’m actually gay and faking it with them
Gay people who say that because I have the option of dating a girl I’m the same as the straight people who oppress our community
Gay people who say I’ll never understand oppression or what it’s like to “actually” be gay
So there’s quite a few people not letting them!!
Keep reblogging this post all the comments are people showing how much they hate bisexual people
Biphobes unfollow me, you’re not welcome here. LET👏PEOPLE👏LOVE👏WHO👏THEY👏WANT👏
I haven’t seen a post like this for bi boys, only for bi girls. let’s fix that.
how do u actually save bees?
Plant bee-friendly flowers
Support your local beekeepers
Set up bee hotels for solitary bees
If you see a lethargic bee feed it sugar water
Spread awareness of the importance off bees
+Don’t eat honey✌🏻
NO.
That will not help save the bees at all. They need the excess honey removed from their hives. That’s the beekeepers entire livelihood.
Seriously refusing to eat honey is one of those well-meaning but ultimately terrible ideas. The bees make way too much honey and need it out in order to thrive (not being funny but that was literally a side effect in Bee Movie). Plus that’s the only way for the beekeepers to make the money they need to keep the bees healthy. Do not stop eating honey because somebody on Tumblr told you too.
excess honey, if not removed, can ferment and poison the bees. even if it doesn’t, it attracts animals and other insects which can hurt the bees or even damage the hive. why vegans think letting bees stew in their own drippings is ‘cruelty-free’ is beyond me. >:[
the fact that we find honey yummy and nutritious is part of why we keep bees, true, but the truth is we mostly keep them to pollinate our crops. the vegetable crops you seem to imagine would still magically sustain us if we stopped cultivating bees.
and when you get right down to it… domestic bees aren’t confined in any way. if they wanted to fly away, they could, and would. they come back to the wood frame hives humans build because those are nice places to nest.
so pretending domestic bees have it worse than wild bees is just the most childish kind of anthropomorphizing.
If anything, man-made hives are MORE suitable for bees to live in because we have mathematically determined their optimal living space and conditions, and can control them better in our hives. We also can treat them for diseases and pests much easier than we could if they were living in, say, a tree.
Tl;dr for all of this: eating honey saves the bees from themselves, and keeping them in man-made hives is good for them.
✌️✌️✌️
Plus, buying honey supports bee owners, which helps them maintain the hives, and if they get more money they can buy more hives, which means more bees!
I tell people this. About the honey and what to do to save bees. I also have two large bottles of honey in my cabinet currently. Trying to get some flowers for them to thrive on. Support your bees guys
… uh guys… the whole “Save the Bees!” thing is not about honeybees. It’s about the decline of native bees almost to the point of extinction. Native bees do not make honey. Honeybees are domesticated. Taking measures to protect honeybees is as irrelevant to helping the environment as protecting Farmer John’s chickens.
To help save native bees, yes, plant NATIVE flowers (what naturally grows where you live? That’s what your bees eat!), set up “bee hotels,” which can be something as simple as a partially buried jar or flower pot for carpenter bees, and don’t use pesticides. Having a source of water (like a bird bath or “puddles” you frequently refresh) is also good for a variety of wildlife.
Want to know more about bees that are not honeybees?
Dark Bee Tumblr is here to help [link to post chain about forbidden bees]
ALSO also also
Every place has different types of bees. Every place has different types of plants/flowers. Those hyped-up “save the bees” seed packets that are distributed across North America are garbage because none of those flowers are native in every habitat. Don’t look up “how to make a bee hotel” and make something that only bees from the great plains areas would use if you live on the west coast.
Look up what bees you have in your home! Here’s a great (excellent) resource: https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/630955-Anthophila
This is every bee that has been observed and uploaded to the citizen science network of iNaturalist. You can filter by location (anywhere in the world! This is not restricted to the US!), and you can view photos of every species people have added. Here’s the page for all bees, sorted by taxonomy, not filtered to any specific location [link]. Have you seen a bee and want to know more about it, but you don’t know what kind of bee it is? Take a picture, upload it to iNat, and people like me will help you identify it–and it will also become part of the database other people will use to learn about nature!
Some native Texan bees I’ve met!
A sweat bee! [link to iNat]. These flowers are tiny, no larger than a dime.
A ligated furrow bee! [link to iNat] They burrow and nest underground.
A longhorn bee! [link to iNat] I don’t know where they nest, but I often find them sleeping on the tips of flowers at night (so cute!)
Meet your local bees! Befriend them! Feed them! Make them homes! Love them!
This is one of the native bees I met in Arizona! This handsome man is a male Melissodes sp., AKA a type of long-horned bee. I saved him when he was drowning in a puddle.
I love him
This is a great post all in all but I’d just like to note that colony collapse syndrome is definitely a thing, so domestic honeybees are absolutely in danger as well
Europen Honey Bees are an invasive species in the US and compete with native bees.
Native bee populations are specifically evolved to pollinate certain native plants. Most are unlikely to have a significant effect on the pollination of the non-native crops that people need to grow to survive. It’s true that honeybees will compete with native bees as well, and can be classified as an invasive species, but so long as native bees are supported and native flora is maintained, there is no reason why they shouldn’t be able to coexist. And while there’s a whole different argument to be had about the negative effects of growing nonnative crops at all, if they fail, as they likely would without the honeybees that a large percentage of farmers keep to pollinate their and other local crops, the effects on humanity will be catastrophic
Lest people think I am anti-honeybee (no? I love honeybees?? They are precious??), the above is correct. Like it or not, the way we grow our food (much of which is not native to where it’s farmed) absolutely requires pollinators like honeybees. We would have a hugely massive food crisis on our hands without honeybees.
But, because so much $$$ is tied into the continued production of food, governments and food production companies will do whatever they can to mitigate the effects of colony collapse and other honeybee health issues. What can you do to help honeybees? Buy and eat food. Easy, right?
What is being done to protect native bees? Well,
1) Scientists and researchers are feverishly trying to get them listed as protected species and absolutely failing (see @thelepidopteragirl’s post about colleagues of hers: [link]).
2) Scientists and researchers are trying to get pesticides known to have devastating effects on bees and other pollinators banned and absolutely failing ([link]).
3) Scientists and science communicators (like me now, apparently) are trying to spread this information about native bees and their importance so more people can do little things like plant native flowers (lookup North American species for your zip code here: [link]), change how often they mow their lawns ([link]), and vote out the assholes who are profiting by destroying our environment ([link]). Success on this one: TBD, and by people like us.
As a gift to the honeybee lovers out there, please accept this photo of one making out with a stinkhorn mushroom:
^An excellent post on the complexities of the “Save the Bees” movement
To add, honeybees are also having problems in, you know, Europe and Asia, where they are native!
I feel like that gets forgotten by many, as Tumblr is very USA centered.
“it’s just a parking lot”
exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing.
[drives over hitler’s death site]
Bloody amazing.
And you know what’s right next to it?
That’s right, the Denkmal für die ermordeten Juden, which translates to the Memorial for the murdered jews.
So if you wanna go have a look at the monument commemorating the victims of Hitler’s regime, you can park your car right on the spot he died and walk there.
Makes ya think, doesn’t it?
Germany: *has a literal parking lot over Hitler’s death site and has the memorial for the murdered Jews right next to it*
America: *has statues and museums dedicated to people who believed slavery was so amazing and good they decided to make their own country and murder anyone who disagreed*
Women, the streets near the car park are named after:
Gertrud Kolmar - German Jewish poet murdered in Auschwitz
Hannah Arendt - famous German Jewish philosopher and author, her works on totalitarianism, authority and the nature of power, who fled Nazi Germany in 1933
Cora Berliner - German Jewish economist and social scientist murdered in Trostinets extermination camp
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Best Endgame Quotes.
Add to the list!
“I lost the kid.”
“Because before you didn’t have me.”
“Let’s go get this son of a bitch.”
“My father is many things… but a liar is not one of them.”
“I went for the head.”
“So… he’s an idiot.”
“Basically… yeah, a time machine.”
Whatever Thor says to Noobmaster69
“Hulk out! Dab!”
“You’re saying you base your concept of time travel off ‘Back to the Future’?”
“And two test runs!” -Poof- “One test run!”
“Flick me!”
“Hail Hydra.”
“I can do this all day.” “Yeah. I know, I know.”
“MEDIC!”
“NO STAIRS! Hate stairs.”
“Yeah… that is America’s ass.”
“You’re about 5 years early.”
“You’re not the Thor I know, are you?”
“Oh. I assume you’re Mom.”
“I’m starting to think we’re thinking of different people.”
“Tell my family I love them.” “Tell them yourself.”
“Let me go. It’s okay.”
“Don’t touch me.”
“That’s the one? Really?” “It’s either him or a talking tree.”
“Nono, that’s for me. You get the small one.”
“Avengers… ASSEMBLE.”
“Activate instant kill.”
“Hey Peter Parker. Got something for me?”
“Oh. This is nice.”
“That’s why it’s yours.”
“You gonna tell me about her?” “No, I don’t think I will.”
“Your majesty.”
“We’re the Asgardians of the Galaxy!
“It’s you! Of course it’s you.”
“Mr. Stark? Hey… Mr. Stark, can you hear me? It’s Peter. Hey. We won, Mr. Stark! … We won, you did it, sir, you did it…”
“I’m sorry… Tony.”
“You can rest now.”
“I love you 3000.”
“Your dad liked cheeseburgers.”
“I am Iron Man.”
"And eat a salad while you're at it." Or something to that effect
sorry :(
sorry for the hiatus, ive been dealing with a rougher part of my life recently. im back in black, so send in ideas for fics or anything else! :)
setting the scene
it's late Tuesday night. you're walking through a house and you heart a faint bass pumping. you walk closer and closer to a door with red light coming out from underneath it. you open the door and you see john richard deacon, born on august the 19, 1951 sacrificing a piece of cheese toast to the Cheese Supreme Overlord. freddie is in the corner, sobbing over a bottle of wine. brian is no where to be found and roger is stuck to the ceiling. no one knows why.
help!
I'm writing the ~sin~ in a few hours, who should it be with?? help a sis out
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