Such Majesty

The name's Jorge (pronounced George). Im just some 22-year-old nerd trying to figure out what to do with his life. My blog is a place you can go to chill out, relax, enjoy a good bagel or 4, and completely forget that life kinda sucks sometimes.

[feraligatr]

what does it mean when some guy that was in ur class 2 years ago follows u on insta

[pudico]

He trynna

[pathofone]

What the fuck is this gif

[theocseason4]

cinnamon bread recipe

[rustingbridges]

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

[flipchild]

fishing; the thinking man's gacha

[iamoutofideas]

I will consider this suggestion

[imsmarterthanyou-deactivated202]

how am I supposed to kiss kiss fall in love in these conditions

[amazoogle]

[rongzhi]

American style bullying

English added by me :)

[fragmentsofsorrow]

did it really resonate with you when Roxas said “I hardly know who I am! What is so wrong with wanting some answers?” or are you normal

[grox]

Here. Go watch undertale, I’m busy

[rhythmmortis]

[heath-moved-deactivated20230308]

im bored who wants to play chess with me

[heath-moved-deactivated20230308]

[femmepathy]

um… i made all of them horsies bc that’s my favorite. sorry

[heath-moved-deactivated20230308]

oh i don’t mind at all in fact my horsey is coming to greet yours right now :)

[femmepathy]

omg hiiiiiiiiiiiii :3

[heath-moved-deactivated20230308]

who cares if tjis is against the rules….. who am i to stop my horsey from saying hello to yours

[plasmalogical]

this isnt necessarily good news but i hope we can all agree that if you are attacked by a puma and you kill it with your bare hands it should be socially acceptable to wear the pelt wherever you damn well please

[plasmalogical]

spoken like a future puma victim

[theindependentconservative]

….why didn’t he shoot the mountain lion?

[plasmalogical]

lol what are you, a gun cuck? cant kill a large predator with your own hands?

[baconmancr]

[marinella-ela]

[disgruntledseagull]

Heads empty not a thought between them

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

Chain of eating him

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[roseyturtles]

Absolute fuck machine

[previoustags]

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

[karma-crystal]

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

[quietdoppelganger]

The execution is like slam poetry but the content is clearly a shitpost and that’s def the most powerful combination I’ve encountered in a while

[depsidase]

[thescaredfluid]

What the Fuck??

[sarkos]

[therobotmonster]

People think of children as either sweet and innocent or too stupid to cause much trouble and both views are wrong. A child of elementary school age has the moral reasoning and impulse control of a racoon paired with problem solving equal to or superior to an adult’s, yet unbound by the shackles of cautionary experience or awareness of long-term consequence. 

This is what allows the children to both create a black market in live bioweapons while still only valuing said weapons at 25 cents.