Don't be a Jakeass

Cereza | 23| They/Them, She/Her

[rogue-0f-life]

Damn

I miss my twin flame sometimes

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

[skeletood]

stuff i forgot to post yeehaw

[d4l-archive]

trying hard not to be controversial here .. trying not to step on any toes but ……… i like some things 😳 and i………. dislike some things 😳 and. sometimes i even . don’t care about stuff 😳 Please dont hate me im sorry

[placesandpalaces]

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[dollgirllandsknecht]

[theconcealedweapon]

Poor people are considered losers if they live with their parents as adults.

Meanwhile, rich people whose parents paid their college tuition or who inherited their parents' business are considered successful.

I'm starting to think that it has nothing to do with independence. Society just hates poor people.

[foreveriallyzombified]

experiencing deep, painful, ball-quaking laughter finding excerpts of my creative writing from age 7

[foreveriallyzombified]

Chup 3

Whoah! Mom taught me how 2 Say “Bitch”. Well, ɪ Knew it already

[teshuvahdyke]

environmental racism isn't a thing. God how can people be so stupid. Plants don't have fucking opinions.

I’m … legitimately blown away that you think environmental racism is about the marginalization of plants.

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

Top ten moments on this site

[ritavonbees]

from grammatical context I feel it is more likely anon was implying that environmental racism is when plants are bigoted, which if anything is funnier

[navigatorwrongway]

you walk into your local gardening center and a potted monstera calls you a slur

[miku-p]

Can we just acknowledge this video for a second

[hawwwlucha]

For those curious, the guy dancing is known as B-Boy Atsushi and is a member of a b-boy group called “Real Akiba Boyz” on Youtube and the lady is Saki Fujita, the voice bank for Hatsune Miku

[guerrillatech]

[ocdnatural-deactivated20220809]

"i have so much to do :///" my brother in christ you are still scrolling

[prokopetz]

Just because your house is haunted doesn't mean the ghosts are causing all the weird shit you're experiencing. Like, yes, be polite to the restless dead, but also check for carbon monoxide.

[ceekari]

your carbon monoxide detector died and the ghosts are trying to warn you

[curlicuecal]

haunted by the ghost of my carbon monoxide dectector

[biscuit2-deactivated20220122]

[w-olf-deactivated20230722]

[ID: Photo of an orange tabby cat sleeping on a DDR pad / end ID]

[snakeeatery]

i love the pedestrian-to-car staredown when you see them go from a rolling stop to a full stop. like that's what the fuck i thought. vehicularly manslaughter me about it

[diedinstantly]

[grossxing]

[gayvampyr]

you’re in a State of depression

[charlesoberonn]

[alltheverses]

[ID: Two screenshots. The first reads "you have mental illinois" in black text and "Anonymous" in orange text beneath. The second is a tumblr reblog by porch-gremlin with the hashtag "#i am in missouri" /id]

[peitalo]

i am wiggling around my bedto get warm. like worms maybe. you know. in the dirt and such

[turing-tested]

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

[m86-deactivated20171116]

me reading this at 5am: