Striker: *leans back in his chair, boots kicked up on the desk, hat tipped low, tail flickin’ lazy behind him* Well now… looks like y’all done stumbled onto somethin’ special. Name’s Striker. When Moxxie here told me we were startin’ a “blog,” I figured it was just a shiny new way to reel in some clients. Post a little reputation, sprinkle in some fear, let folks know I’m available for… delicate jobs.
Moxxie: *nearly chokes on his drink* Striker—! That is NOT what this is for!
Striker: *drawls, amused* Easy there, sugarplum. I’m just sayin’ that’s what it sounded like.
Moxxie: *straightens his glasses, visibly fighting for dignity* This blog is not an advertisement for assassination services. It is a record. A chronicle. A place where we document our lives, our experiences, and— *hesitates, voice quieter* —our relationship.
Striker: *tilts his head, one brow archin’ slow* Our… relationship, huh?
Moxxie: Yes. We’re not just mercenaries and outlaws. We’re individuals with emotions, histories, and— regrettably— feelings. And this blog will cover everything: the missions, the arguments, the quieter moments, and the inevitable catastrophes.
Striker: *leans closer to the screen, grin sharp as a blade* So what you’re tellin’ me is… no job offers, no contracts, no bounty requests— just us airin’ our business for all of Hell to gawk at?
Moxxie: *deadpan* That is a deeply uncharitable interpretation, but essentially yes.
Striker: *chuckles low* Heh. Well, I reckon I can live with that.
Blog Rules
Striker: *leans forward, one boot dropping to the floor with a dull thud, voice drawlin’ like he’s makin’ a formal announcement to a saloon full of fools* Now, before y’all get any bright ideas, we’re gonna lay down a few ground rules. Turns out, runnin’ a blog ain’t all that different from runnin’ a territory. You gotta set boundaries… or things get real ugly, real fast.
Moxxie: *clears his throat, pulling up a neatly typed document* Yes. We have compiled a list of guidelines. For everyone’s safety, comfort, and basic decency.
Striker: First rule: If you ain’t grown, you ain’t welcome. No minors. Not in comments, not in messages, not in nothin’. I don’t care if you’re “just curious.” Curiosity gets folks buried where I’m from.
Moxxie: *quickly interjects* What he means is that this space is strictly for adults. Anyone under the age of 18 are not welcomed for their own safety.
Striker: Second rule: Show some respect. You can disagree, you can argue, you can even sass a little— but harassment, threats, or bigotry? That’ll get you shown the door faster than a bar fight at closing time.
Moxxie: Constructive discussion is welcome. Cruelty is not. We will not tolerate hate speech, targeted attacks, or deliberate cruelty toward others.
Striker: Third rule: Don’t pry where you ain’t invited. We’ll share what we choose to share. You start demandin’ private details, personal addresses, or tryin’ to dig into folks’ lives like a bloodhound on a scent— well… that ain’t gonna end pleasant.
Moxxie: *nods firmly* Respect privacy. This is a blog, not an interrogation.
Striker: Fourth rule: No weird, illegal, or downright cursed requests. This ain’t a job board, a confession booth, or a place to dump your unholy fantasies.
Moxxie: *murmurs* Please. For the love of all things infernal.
Striker: *smirks, glancing sideways at Moxxie* And last but not least— remember this here blog’s called Rogue & Romantic for a reason. You’re welcome to watch the story unfold… but you don’t get to write it for us.
Moxxie: *softens slightly* If you can follow those rules, you’re welcome to stay, read, and perhaps— under controlled circumstances—participate.
Moxxie: *barges in after getting the mail* It’s Pride Month and I’ve been invited to be part of the parade again!
Striker: *had been cleaning his gun When he looks over and sees the invite with just Moxxie’s name on it* Oh… that’s great hun. Have fun.
Moxxie: *raises an eyebrow again before frowning a bit* Not feeling festive again ?
Striker: You can say that… * he packs up his guns* I have a few rouge missions boss has assigned to me. So I’ll see you later hun *kisses Moxxie’s cheek before he puts his hat on and leaves*
Moxxie: *sighs* I don’t understand why he’s like this every June… he always becomes a downer this time of the year. I wish he’d talk to me smut why he’s like this.
A little celebration WIP since it was my birthday a few days ago and I thought why not draw you guys some redraws of my old arts! I’ll be done by possibly very very late in the night or early morning
AAHHHHH, primera vez que publico algo aquí (notengoniideadeloqueestoyhaciendojjajajajaj).
En fin, solo es un fanart que hice para la usuaria @alexas-writing-blog sobre su historia Sadistic Tendencies: Caught (LEAN LA PRIMERA PARTE Y LA SECUELA, SON BUENISIMASSS!!!!!!).
Aclaro que el dibujo no es sobre un capítulo en concreto. Es más bien una idea tonta en base a los sucesos de los últimos capítulos y más esa imagen que vi en Tik Tok xd.
Espero que le guste el dibujo:DD🌟
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