Terrifyingly Average

Call me Crow. Or don't, totally up to you. I'm usually three foxes in a trench coat pretending to be a functional human adult, but in this economy, that's about the same thing. I procrastinate on hobbies and live in fandoms, not much else to know.

[stealingpotatoes]

some doods of the inquisition-era dao gang

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[childofthestone]

"veilguard is dark!!" they say and then their only examples are dmetas crossing, ghilannain, the blight, and the final battle gore. like girl? dark is going down into the deep roads and encountering a mad woman reciting a poem about watching her fellow dwarves be eaten and fed flesh and forcibly mutated into broodmothers. dark is learning the keeper zathrian's son was tortured to death & his daughter raped before she took her own life in shame and so he bound a spirit to a wolf to slaughter the humans responsible and infect more with lycanthropy in vengeance. dark is being told the only way for you and the love of your life to survive the battle with the archdemon is to make him impregnate your companion so the fetus can absorb the archdemon's soul(and lets not even get into how this can actually be alistair's first ever sexual experience if you DONT romance him). dark is returning to orzammar and learning your best friend could not escape fate like you did and so he becomes just another dead duster. having your entire family murdered before your very eyes and yet you must keep living. being kidnapped and nearly assaulted & killed and having to fight your way out of a mansion full of humans on your wedding day. coming face to face with the missing friend that got sucked into an eluvian and came out twisted and wrong. dark is watching duncan speak calmly and clearly even as he coldly slaughters the coward that refuses to drink from the goblet of darkspawn blood. veilguard is literally dragon age for babies. shut up

[childofthestone]

honorable mentions

[hervissa]

dark is a man selling people into slavery to fund a warbecause he's paranoid that his country will be colonised againdark is finding out you can rip out souls and put them into immortal bodies to use as indestructible soldiersdark is children being sold to assassins and forced to kill each other to survivedark is people being coralled in a former slave prison and being systematically lobotomised to make them more compliant targets for abuseand those are just off the top of my headand then you walk through the shitty areas of minrathous and the only dark thing is how you don't see the slavery WE KNOW IS THERE

(via @laurelsofhighever)

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[dudewheresmynug]

Propaganda this, propaganda that. You should take a propa ganda at these Fine Dwarven Crafts, direct from Orzammar! You won't find better.

[deorlingas]

Morrigan: You... do not truly think I look as my mother does, do you?

Alistair: Have you really been thinking about that all this time?

[deorlingas]

Justice: I do not know what makes demons as they are. Such evil angers me, but I do not understand it. Anders: Well, I hope you never come to understand.

(more rambles about justice and anders here)

[stealingpotatoes]

Thinking About Malcolm Hawke Again coincided with Thinking About the 2 Hawkes AU Again so. here we are <3

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[stonesense]

I love Fenris recruitment quest. Like Anso’s whole thing is incredible and then why does it treat the lyrium smuggling thing as a reveal of relevant info Hawke has to pull out of him and then it’s not about that at all and he’s never seen or heard from again. Fenris never says what he thought was going to be in the chest. He then picks up something off a corpse (by waving his hands over it bc that animation is close enough sure) and knows from it that Danarius is here (he is not) but he can’t read so what the hell was on the corpse was it a map of Kirkwall with a big X and a drawing of Danarius’ face. And then Fenris later reveals it’s not even Danarius’ house but does not give an adequate explanation for whose it is. The writing is just too good to need to make sense

Dragon Age 2: The Writing Is Just Too Good To Need To Make Sense

[captainlordauditor]

Fenris not being able to read whatever he found in the corpse has bothered me for YEARS

[churomo]

happy pride month lightkeepers

[humongouscollectormoon]

I dreamed a dream

[candiedsodas]

it's pride month

[haiang]

THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

[sherbet-powder]

little nine

[hehearse]

[junebug-draws]

too late i mean what who said that

the contrast between how apep felt abt nahida vs how neuvillette feels abt furina is, to me, the funniest shit

[genshinimpactresources]

Genshin Impact | The Next Page

[alligaytorswamp]

they are such awesome besties i love them 🤧🔥 (reference to the latest archon quest??)