MAKE ME, MOTHERFUCKER

My name is Connor and I like to do things that don't involve people. Sometimes I write.

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[openyourthird-eye]

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

[sadhearts]

LEMME TELL U SOMETHING THIS SHIT WORKS

[intellectual-rose]

YES THIS CAME UP ON MY DASH AGAIN.

[projectqueer]

Unsurprisingly, Trans Students Have Caused Zero Incidents in Public Bathrooms

Not a single inappropriate act, harassment, or "negative consequence" has been reported.

While critics have tried to claim that allowing transgendered students to use same-sex school facilities is some kind of safety or privacy concern (we’re looking at you Mike Huckabee), a new report shows that there’s actually zero evidence of that being true. None of the 17 largest US school districts’ schools with trans-inclusive nondiscrimination policies have reported a single inappropriate act, harassment, or “negative consequence,” according to a report by Media Matters for America.

In these schools, trans students are allowed into the bathrooms, locker rooms and sports teams of their choice. 

In fact, many of the schools within Maine, Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, New Jersey, New York, Washington, D.C., Illinois, Iowa, Minnesota, Colorado, California, Oregon and Washington State say their trans-inclusive policies have improved school safety.

Hopefully this report will push other states to follow suit.

[kumagawa]

[dreamie]

im listening

[buzzfeed]

the top comment on this post is:

“I’m a boy, and I can assure you all that there is literally nothing I can do for you that guacamole can’t do better and cheaper.“

[kickass-funny]

[amarieeah]

[buffybourbon]

open rp

light sat down, sighing, “why is my life so boring?’ he sighed, “i need some entertainment…”

[inoculatedcity]

“i can help with that!” austin yelled, approaching light

[buffybourbon]

“who are you…?” light asked, “what are you…?’

[inoculatedcity]

“im austin…” the kangaroo boy said with a sly wink

[buffybourbon]

light blushed “h-hi… Im light yagami…” why was his pulse so fast? he felt sick. what wascoming over him. he was normally so cool. but with austin…

[nesija]

STOP

[neverenoughgay]

Reblog if you’re a gay disaster

[specialmemefresh-deactivated202]

[figglypuff]

NSFW = NOT SO FAST WEEB

[awwww-cute]

Girlfriend’s mice tangle their tails when cuddling

[roachpatrol]

what the fuck this is too cute

[soygio]

[roguerealitycheck]

me: *is mindin my own business*

Brain: no one cares about you

me: there you go again wit that bs

[theonion]

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

introducing… SPOONS!

[cizayox]

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

[salma-deactivated20150127]

This kid needs a nobel prize

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

You’ve heard of Netflix and Chill, now get ready for

IMAX and climax

[blogfrenzy-deactivated20170507]

Blockbuster and cockthruster

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

Hulu and Woohoo?

[zackisontumblr]

Amazon Prime and sexy time

[zackpaslay-deactivated20190708]

Church and praying for forgiveness

[ededdandeddy]