I'm just here to reblog stuff

^^^ says it all

[gatheringbones]

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

[quasarkisses]

i needed this as a background

[spectrexviiii]

[meganwhalenturner]

[cat-source]

[achillesinhighheels]

[weepingwidar]

Marcelo Canevari (Argentine, 1984) - Fairytale (2026)

[herpsandbirds]

Yellow-billed Kingfisher (Syma torotoro), male, family Alcedinidae, order Coraciiformes, New Guinea

photograph by Dewi Sartika

[mealreminders]

This has gotta be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. 😂😂😂

Remember to eat, my loves! There's a whole world of delicious joy awaiting you! X

[yuumei-art]

Happy Lunar New Year!

I was born in the year of the horse many moons ago and this year is also the fire element so I've painted a fire horse in the style of traditional Chinese watercolor~

Will you be doing anything special to celebrate? I'm far away from my birthland but I will try to make tangyuan 🤤

[imjustheretoseetheprivateblogs]

People talk about how Michael Caine treated the Muppets like actors and how Tim Curry treated himself like one of the Muppets, but I haven't seen people talk about of the films approach the source material in the same way.

The Muppets' Christmas Carol researched 1800s clothes to make the costumes accurate for both Muppet & Human actors & had Gonzo quoting Dickens's prose straight up. There were some jokes in there but for the most part the story maintained an atmosphere that you'd expect from a traditional Christmas Carol adaptation.

Muppet Treasure Island, on the other hand, plays fast and loose with the text, with Muppets fighting pirates with ninja starfish, A Latin music style absurdist song sequence & Squire Trelawney thinking a man lives in his finger. The basic story remains the same but there's plenty of new material in there to paint a whole new picture, usually with a comedic twist.

In summation, The Muppets' Christmas Carol is A Christmas Carol movie featuring Muppets, while Muppet Treasure Island is a Muppet movie inspired by Treasure Island.

[yb-cringe]

i feel like your group of close knit characters would work better less as a found family and more as a ride or die indie rock band a la lemonade mouth. “whos the mom friend” shut up. whos the bassist.

[penandinkprincess]

listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different

i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts

[penandinkprincess]

this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it

[penandinkprincess]

cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah

[justasmidgx]

I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.

Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.

But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)

Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".

Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.

[penandinkprincess]

congrats, i award you funniest take on this post

[jezifster2]

Violence set to happy music will never get old to me. Blood splattering to an 80s pop song is like a sister to me because I'm not allergic to fun.

[andremichaux]

COMMUNITY | 1.12

[random-fun-polls]

can you knit or crochet?

i can knit

i can crochet

i can do both

i can't do either

Voting ended onDec 11, 2023

reblog for larger sample size :)

[modernbaseball]

[unpretty]

it feels like i was trying to give op a gentle fist bump and accidentally punched them through several buildings instead

[99centmenu]

I saw myself in the mirror

[revvetha]

[ID: Digital art of a realistic light brown bear standing on a grassy riverbank with some snow patches, leaning over the water just enough to ripple the surface with its mouth. The night sky with hundreds of stars and the Milky Way are reflected in the water, and in front of the bear's face, the Ursa Major (Big Dipper) constellation is drawn in. End ID]

[harboretum]

Like clockwork

[harboretum]

For reference