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[saythefisherman]

“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:

[thebloggerbloggerfun]

[teaboot]

They went to the same University and ate at the same caf table in total silence for four straight years. They were best friends

[swingsetindecember]

where a superhero has a friend who is their ride. like even the villains respect it, because the friend is like the most normal and nice person ever

“that’s claire, she drove me here”

*claire waves from a prius*

“will you need a lift back?”

“no, have fun on your date”

the being of interdimensional destruction:.  c̗͎̲̲̞͍͚̓̏̑̀̍̎͡l̬̫̭͈̙̥͈̯͈̣͐̓͗͡͞à̗̱̻̱̤̪̳̍̈̓̉̈̾͗͜͡͡ͅi̶̹̙̯͕͈̱̖͗̈͊̉̿̔̒͠r̪̞͉̻̖͔̱̃́̆̽̂͑͂͘͜͟ȩ̴̡̘̻̥͚̣͐̉̏͆͠ i̢͈̣͙̼͒̑̌̃̈́͗̂͂̈́s̷̙̹͚̝͈̟̝̙̈́̇͋̀͋͂̌͘ d̛̻̞̥͇͎̝̰͐̽̒̄̓̂͟ä̴̬̝͈̼̩̭̦͓́̍̑͂̀̀̅̆̆͜͠t͎̼̭͍̜͍͂͌̍̏̚̚͞͡į̴͕̞̺̤̥̟̻̲̽͊̂̔̃͡ņ̴̢͔̹̫̲̮̩̃̈́͛̊̓͡͝g̛̪̗̜̝̹͉̠̞͉͂͂̀̉̽̇͊͢͝͡ ȧ͎̰̜̱̰͛͒̇̋͠g̴̢̞̳͈͇̩͈̻̃̎͑͆̈́̒̀͝ͅa̛̰̲̗̼̗̳̫̩̖͒́͒̔̃ǐ̛̺̗̯̰̳̟̣̓̿̐͛̋͊̕n̶͓̟͚̦̔̎̓̿̏͢͝͝?̵̺̬̜̝̗͖̣̑̏̂͠͠͠

[nubs-mgee]

pop discourse in the strilonde household

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

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[pochowek]

[probablybadrpgideas]

At the end of character creation, have every player roll a d100 for “plot reasons”. When the game begins, reveal that the result is how many miles in the air the characters start the campaign at.

[probablybadrpgideas]

I have been informed that the edge of space is 50-62 miles off the ground, depending on which measurement you use. In light of this new information, I will not be amending the post in any way.

[tasmanianstripes]

@hotstuffhotdog

[rohandasghandi]

I work printing newspapers in Texas, and I think one of tbe funniest things I’ve noticed since Bush died is how… eager? everyone is to talk about how great he was. Like in the first few days all the papers were filled with quotes and testimonials and people talking about how great he was, which I get for a day or two, but it just… Hasn’t stopped? And everyone and their mother is competing to tell you how great he was. It’s wild.

[constant-state-of-self-discovery]

Baby i dont know where you’ve been living but all the fuckin people i grew up around sucked bush’s metaphorical ass 24/7 from the fucking start

[rohandasghandi]

I know, its just funny to me seeing all of this. Random-ass people being like, "hey, look at this evidence we have of how great he was!" But Its not just one person, its all of them.

[rohandasghandi]

I work printing newspapers in Texas, and I think one of tbe funniest things I've noticed since Bush died is how... eager? everyone is to talk about how great he was. Like in the first few days all the papers were filled with quotes and testimonials and people talking about how great he was, which I get for a day or two, but it just... Hasn't stopped? And everyone and their mother is competing to tell you how great he was. It's wild.

[hymnsofheresy]

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

[hymnsofheresy]

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

[missweber]

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”

[shiraglassman]

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

[pastel-lavender]

Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

[biglawbear]

like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

[rohandasghandi]

@max-against-creeps

[12beaches]

read a girl who dates books

[rohandasghandi]

@max-against-creeps

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

[dip-dop-pines-deactivated201603]

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

[moonarchy]

[thegamerinallofus]

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

[elfzelda]

having adblock

[silver-tongues-blog]

Sites that forbid adblock

[running-in-blind]

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

[cosmic-noir]

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

[vampire-crimson]

this post gets better everytime i see it

[satanicedition-blog]

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

[cipheral]

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[satanicedition-blog]

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

[randomfanposter]

When you have to wait to skip the ad

[shitadriensays-blog]

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

[doublerainbowcosplay-blog]

@extraordinaquari

[nearsightedgirl]

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

[balance-is-here-deactivated2016]

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

[dsmaster7173]

It got better.

[askchibirainbowgate-deactivated]

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

[midnight-mocha-is-vibin]

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

[vanilliteparfait-deactivated201]

When an ad plays awesome music

[northeastartist]

MY DASH HAS BEEN BLESSED

WHAT ABOUT ADS THAT SUDDENLY APPEAR AND START TALKING WITH NO CONTEXT

[plexsxntly-sweet-memories-deact]

Ads that suddenly appear and start talking with no context

[noir-selune-and-sombra]

When its an ad for something you’ve been waiting for all your life

[thefloatingstone]

When an ad is so weird somebody took a screenshot and made a tumblr post to show it to people

[tapatiopapi]

When another gay is hired at your job

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When you’re the new gay who just got hired

[dragonite-master]

When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.

[meatprincess]

When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time

[richardalexanderrr]

when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

This is fucking killing me😹😹😹😹😹

[w0wls]

I love how the last post implies this all happened in the span of one shift

[haiku-robot]

i love how the last post implies this all happened in the span of one shift

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[rohandasghandi]

@max-against-creeps

[saythefisherman]

“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:

[thebloggerbloggerfun]

[darning-socks]

you learn to take the little victories

[ilarual-archive]

I always got very excited when it would spell out ACDC

[badassthugmc]

OMG SAME FOR BOTH

[liquid-pie]

I always got very afraid when it was the same letter 4 times in a row

[neuralactivity]

when I was 4 or 5, my mom was a prof at a college and she used to hand me the scantron sheet before she wrote the exam and let me colour whatever lettered bubble i wanted for each answer. if i coloured two by accident, she made an ‘all of the above’ option. one time she gave me it and i coloured the ‘a’ bubble for each of the 130 questions except for the second last one and she just went with it later on, she told me that it was the most entertaining exam she had ever watched her students take

[cynntastic]

[valtsv]

[chaoticgood-queer]

[magicalishizu]

[ahzuri]

@thebibliosphere As a bard I think you should see this

[robokitty77]

I think I’ve reblogged this before but it’s midnight and this made me laugh

[haiku-robot]

i think i’ve reblogged this before but it’s midnight and this made me laugh

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[squeakitties]

gru with a gun might be my very favorite reaction image

[squeakitties]

like this perfectly encapsulates such a specific feeling of “:) then perish” i love it

[rohandasghandi]

@max-against-creeps

[tricodeku-deactivated20220207]

People who make female versions of beefy af male characters but make them skinny without any muscle:

[rohandasghandi]

@max-against-creeps Bowsette

[partlysmith]

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

Nintendo PR team: 

[rohandasghandi]

@max-against-creeps