Rohloc

Eric, Swedish idiot, he/him. Gamer, movie- and series-enthusiast. Also lover of beer and mead. 

[shiftythrifting]

50 dollarydoos for shrek farquad torture dungeon toy with Sound and Water Squirting Action

they know what they have

[myspace]

The question remains:

Did they not have the budget to put a ball in the movie?

[facts-i-just-made-up]

What makes a Man... a <i>Himbo</i>?

Not HTML apparently.

In any case, the tide seems to be turning to recognize "Bimbo" as a non-gendered term (once male, in the original Italian) so Himbos, Himbot, and Himbeaux may be outdated. Still, there are many other varieties of vapid sluts (reverential) deserving of specific terms:

A sexy, vapid person: Bimbo

A sexy, vapid state that is neither heaven and hell: Limbo

A sexy, vapid action hero: Rambo

A sexy, vapid stance: Akimbo

A sexy, vapid hairdresser: Trimbo

A sexy, vapid screenwriter: Trumbo

A sexy, vapid delicious soup: Gumbo

A sexy, vapid goth: Grimbo

A sexy, vapid emo: Glumbo

A sexy, vapid fidget toy: Stimbo

A sexy, vapid samurai: Yojimbo

A sexy, vapid detective: Columbo

A sexy, vapid elf: Celebrimbo

A sexy, vapid hair-wielding hero: Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Other varieties of sexy, vapid beings may yet be discovered by sexy, vapid explorers, or "Bimbologists."

[aromantic-journal]

"everyone should get more aromantic" can appeal to tumblr's sensibilities but I genuinely think everyone should also get more asexual. I don't mean everyone stop having sex, what I mean is

Sex is not essential. You can live without it. Full stop.

Not having sex isn't shameful or a sign of failure. It also doesn't make anyone boring.

You are not entitled to having sex with anybody and nobody is entitled to having sex with you.

Sex is not what makes someone an adult.

Nobody's worth is defined by how much sex they have or don't have.

Sex is not equally important to everyone.

You can have fulfilling and happy relationships without sex.

You should only have sex on your own terms, not because you feel like you owe it to someone, or because you feel like you'd be incomplete without it.

Know your boundaries around sex and be firm about them. Know how to respect other people's boundaries.

The previous point also applies when it comes to discussing sex. If someone doesn't wanna talk about it or hear about it you have to back down.

Anything can be sexual but not everything has to be sexual.

[chaifootsteps]

Firmly convinced the world would be a better place if we started treating sex the way we'd treat any other mundane preference in life, like what kind of chips a person likes to eat with their lunch.

[writing-prompt-s]

you and your best friend are superheroes who studied under the same master. He’s one of the strongest while you’re one of the weakest. When you ask him how, he confusingly asks you “Didn’t you take of the restrictor bands master gave us?”

[chewbacca]

Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996 — 2003)

[oneheadtoanother]

[sacred-portal]

[writing-prompt-s]

So tell me, supposed time traveler, The young noble woman giggles mockingly, "what advice do you have for my life?" The time traveler responds with frustrated pity, "Just this- you might want to learn how to feed yourself and not rely on servants for survival."

[destielmemenews]

source 1

source 2

[kaban-bang]

[unification]

they don't want you to know about the rhubarb triangle

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[willgrahamscock]

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

[the44th]

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

[depsidase]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Dirtburner

[randomitemdrop]

Wait no. Item: Earthscorcher, a more advanced version of weaponry used against the Confederacy during the American Civil War

[mrscancelled-1]

[nemfrog]

Bolts of lightning. Electricity for everybody. 1907.

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