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today I cried bc I love asajj ventress so much
hi mrs ventress. i was just wondering if i could sell yuor baby into slavery she will be well taken care of and i promise she won t become a gladiator or a sith assassin or anything. mysith ex boyfriend will probably not try to kill her at all lol or genocide our whole planet. by the way that ugly ass baby could sure use some eyeliner lmaoooo. why are you locking me out of your house. hello. hello
You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?
You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?
Ventress was 28 when the clone wars ended my girl should have been at the club...
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"average person gets force lightninged 3 times a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person gets forced lightninged 0 times per year. Asajj Ventress, who lives in spaceship & get force lightninged 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy
t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme
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Star Wars and text posts except it's just Asajj Ventress-centric ones. very specifically chosen to me but probably don't mean a lot otherwise
big one
There are posts for explaining your url but i want one for blog title, so ill just make one myself:
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Now that I’m on the final section of Wheel of Time (aka the Sanderson era) I’m going to tell the internet what I think about the romance in it ship by ship
Note: Jordan is jack shit at romantic build up and has a telling over showing problem (aka one of the biggest flaws in a lot of romance across the board) but once the characters are established to be in love, it’s pretty convincing, so I’m not rating the build up unless it’s atrocious. I’m rating what comes after
Rand and Min. 8/10 could be more interesting but I believe they like each other and I support them. I love the time she walked into his room to make fun of him and he smiled and spun her around because he was so glad she was there to make fun of him again, truly delightful
Rand and Elayne. 4/10 I certainly believe that she likes him but I’m not convinced he likes her back. It feels like Jordan went “he likes her trust me bro” but hasn’t done much to prove it other than them kissing and him getting her pregnant. Elayne has liked him long enough that I’m convinced it’s strong on her side, but sometimes it feels obligatory. Could be way worse though
Rand and Aviendha 6/10 they like each other but they’ve barely interacted since early in the series. The lack of Aviendha pov in this series is a huge gripe of mine actually (thank you for fixing that Sanderson). They had potential to be better but they’re never together anymore so… yeah. That was the WILDEST confession sequence I’ve seen in a WHILE though. I was shrieking and pacing my room like a madman. I will accept nothing less from any other author in the future
Mat and Tuon 7/10 it works weirdly enough??? It’s actually kind of hilarious. It feels like they were brought together by pure Ta’veren bullshit and literally never would have met under any other circumstances but I approve. She’s just wild enough to keep up with Mat’s bullshit and he’s just charming enough for her to tolerate it
Nyneave and Lan. 3.5/10 I have to bring up the build up this time because it came from actual nowhere. We got to the end of Eye of the World and suddenly they’re just??? In love??? Bullshit. They were not interested in each other until the very end when Jordan decided they were out of nowhere. However it’s been around for so long that I’ve accepted it. I’m not enthusiastic though. Nyneave feels almost sapphic in how invested she is in her fellow women and how pissy she is with men
Siuan and Gareth Bryne 2/10 completely uninteresting as a romance. It’s two straight people bickering their way into a relationship. They have mutual respect and go well together but not romantically. She also looks way younger than him post-Stilling, and even though they’re the same age, that’s weird to me. They would be way more interesting if it was a Moiraine and Lan situation aka “we work well as a team and you have my deep respect, let’s stick together”
Perrin and Faille 9/10 I love them. She needs to stop baiting him into yelling at her but they’re very good. Very sweet. Good for them. Perrin is the most likely of the trio to have “I love my wife” syndrome so it fits perfectly
If there are more important ships in this series, I have forgotten them at the moment and will add more when I remember them
"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Rupert Giles and he sighed and took off his glasses and started cleaning them
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Reverse Unpopular Opinion Meme: Wheel of Time!
I love how Wheel of Time (Jordan edition) is a series which really deep down believes that people are people and everybody is ultimately kinda trapped in their own cultural upbringing and point of view, but that this doesn't condemn them to being a Good Guy or a Bad Guy, in a way that is very hopeful about the basic nature of humanity and is also utilised for some extremely funny point-of-view humour. I love that every single character is looking at a different character going 'man, how come they have it together when I'm such a mess'. I love that it says quietly but emphatically that an influx of Muslim-coded non-white refugees to the heroes' rural hometown brings prosperity and new industry and positive change that should be embraced. I love that its human bad guys are the Inquisition via the Klu Klux Klan and a chattel slavery empire with Southern accents and a bunch of deranged academics, but, this is important, it still thinks academic research and being a giant nerd is a hugely valuable (and gender-neutral) area of human interest. I think it has held up remarkably well nearly forty years after the first book was published and I think it will continue to do so.
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deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (in a town with people hanging from a tree, him insulting the locals in a scottish accent and then pretending that nothing happened while you were saving his ass, he joins your party and you keep saving his lying ass until five years later he finally notices that you two might be a cute couple but it’s still you who needs to ask him out)
Do you swear more online or in person?
* I swear more online
* I swear more in person
* it’s about the same
* I don’t swear at all
Do you swear more online or in person?
I swear more online
I swear more in person
it’s about the same
I don’t swear at all