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Three Goblin Art
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Stranger Things
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if i look back, i am lost
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Origami Around
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did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays
but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.
so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun
Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.
Happy fuckteenth
Tag yourself I'm KEEP CLEAR OF ME
um. guys. not to ruin anyone’s christmas or anything but a goblin army is approaching from the west
"I’m generalizing from one example, here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do." --Vlad Taltos in Issola (2001) by Steven Brust
i am so pro abortion it actually makes me mad when a character in a show is revealed to be pregnant & she immediately doesn't get an abortion
like you can always tell they're characters written by men when suddenly this carefree independent career woman starts talking about how wonderful it'd be to have a child & settle down booooo tomato tomato
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My typical workday
Be careful princess 🌸
I just love that multiple people not only though “the black one is a princess and those are her bodyguards” but also came to the conclusion “they’re also, obviously, samurai.”
i liked the bit in the witcher where yennefer was engaging in negotiations with aretuza to ensure ciri’s safety and ciri was just walking around holding 4 gigantic donuts
Cover by Argentine illustrator Oscar Chichoni for Co&Co Magazine Issue #2, April 1993 🔥
me if i lived in castle times: i like my women like i like my ale.....stout! gyahahaha!
i could say this in regular times too but i had more fun imagining me saying it in castle times
i'm trying to flirt with this noblewoman but she keeps asking me to demonstrate my flawless sword technique and i don't think she realizes how much effort i'm putting in to make my tits bounce while doing so
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j'essaie de flirter avec cette noble mais elle n'arrête pas de me demander de lui faire une démonstration de ma parfaite technique d'épée et je ne crois pas qu'elle réalise combien d'efforts j'y mets pour faire rebondir mes nichons quand je le fais
@official-boob-posts French edition :p
publication officielle sur les seins
Do you think urban fantasy settings have porn discourse? Like all the races have different ideas of what they find appealing and how it should be presented. Drarves mostly write erotic literature in runes and you would not believe how slow burn that shit can get. You're five volumes in before the two main characters figure out each others' genders and realise that they may be attracted to each other.
Orcs don't really do narrative arts, they figured out advanced chemistry before writing, and they manufacture perfumes specifically meant to mimic the scent of an orc in heat and then jack off to the smell. Having an orc roommate in college is unbearable.
Gnome porn is unspeakable. Do not speak of gnome porn.
Elvish porn, regardless of media type, features more humans than the uninitiated would expect. This is largely because elvish mating customs are just as slow-paced as those of dwarves, so the myth of humans as wildly promiscuous hypersexual turbosluts is somewhat based in reality: the culture shock that elves often encounter in mixed relationships, where the human partner whom they have been appropriately courting in a perfectly respectable way all of a sudden throws all propriety in the wind and goes "hey we've been together for ten years, do you want to see my tits while they're still this good?"
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