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I have waited tables. I’ve worked in bars. You know who tips well? The working poor, the lower middle class, and people who work or have worked in service industries. You know who tips shitty or not at all? Rich people, upper middle class people, and privileged fuckers who use their “moral opposition” to tipping to be cheap assholes.

questionall

This is very true.

nicolegendary

okay i’ve just had such a perfect idea for the layout of a wedding ceremony that i drew a diagram and will now describe it

so a traditional set up for a ceremony would look like this, with the audience lined up in front of the couple, and divided in the middle to make a path for the bride to come down and be given away by her father to the groom

instead, i propose (ohhh puns) a set up more like this:

where the audience is on either side (which halves the distance that the farthest person is from the action) and at the same time you can have each half of the couple come down aisles on opposite sides and both be given away by their parents to each other (which takes away all the gross sexist and hetero-normative crap)

just… isn’t that way better???

sparkofstorm

That and it looks like the way an audience sits for a concert or a game “YEAH GO TEAM KISS THAT BRIDE WOOO” Or it looks like they’re meeting in the middle for a throwdown Both are good

built2bulk-blog

TWO PEOPLE ENTER.

ONE COUPLE LEAVES.

WELCOME TO MATRIMONY.

gluten-free-pussy

Ain’t no way I was put on this earth to just pay bills and die

alishuhsaurus-deactivated201911

jazz-hip-hop-deactivated2019111

your 20's: the era when you gotta make shit happen but all you wanna do is chill.

newenglandpups

The Internet Has Gone Corgi Crazy

so here’s some weird Corgi mixes

Corgi/Chihuahua

Corgi/Chow

Corgi/Dachshund

Corgi/Dalmatian

Corgi/English Bulldog

Corgi/German Shepherd

Corgi/Golden Retriever

Corgi/Husky

Corgi/Jack Russell

Corgi/Papillon

Corgi/Toy Poodle

Corgi/Sheltie

Corgi/Shiba Inu

guy

#they’re just mini versions of the other dog and I love every second of it

foodffs

FRENCH TOAST DONUTS

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

kinghardy

You should know that he really loves dogs.

“I wouldn’t go to class unless Max was allowed in,” recalls Tom. “My old drama teacher said, ‘I remember when you used to walk into class with your dog in one hand and a can of Coke in the other.’ Max was my...