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Baklava Baked French Toast
My favorite thing about this is that Nicolas Cage improvised it.
OUGH what a beautiful bear....
Can i request 46 and 6 on the promt list with Geralt of rivia x fem!reader nsfw?
I love your writing by the way-
His Punishment
geralt x fem!reader
warnings | smut 18+
wc | 1.6k
a/n | thank you so much! and I loved writing this
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Your cottage grew cold in the leave of your witcher lover. He had gone on a hunt and although he guaranteed he would be back the next day; it had been a lie.
Peek-a-Pudding.
I am completely speechless on this one
That ending hit me like a ton of bricks.
[Transcription:
A young woman with brown skin and a yellow headscarf is holding two carding brushes, occasionally using them to pull the fiber. She says:
But I mean just imagine being in love with a creature who lives inside your own consciousness? I mean, you share your own perception with them as though you’re one entity. Can you even– can you even fathom seeing yourself through their eyes in the 3rd person, naked and vulnerable and exposed from the inside out and feeling their savage love for you as though it was your own emotion? Loving th- loving them at all would force you to confront the mortifying ordeal of knowing yourself–of loving yourself, okay? It’s–it’s not just about the.. it’s not just about the shapeshifting alien sex okay? It’s about the paradox, it’s about the pining, it’s about the metacognition, and it’s also about the shapeshifting alien sex!
The video cuts to an older woman with brown skin and a tan headscarf looking at a laptop, confused. She is labeled “My mom, who I asked to proofread my Venom fanfiction:”
End Transcription]
I thought this was going to call me out on shipping killersnow but NOPE
My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”
She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.
Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.
Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).
You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.
Girl: *calls for aid*
Every single dad packed into the car:
This is possibly my favorite response to this post
This girls father: Thanks for helping my daughter out guys
Your husband and all his coworkers:
who has that one video of someone playing some survival game and some player runs by blasting death grips while being chased by animals and it just fades into the distance
小仓鼠无忧无虑
This is probably my favorite image of all time I first saw it years ago and it has stuck in my head since then. The only vibes I’ll ever need
This has the same cuteness overload vibes as this:
Girl your nails are fabulous!
@is-the-snake-video-cute People in the notes are saying this is either a dominance or a mating response, so could I request a semi-professional-I-mean-you-deal-with-snakes-and-I-dont-know-a-turtle-blog take on this?
This is called claw fluttering, and it’s 100% a mating response! What’s happening is this turtle is seeing the painted nails, thinks they’re a turtle, and is trying to woo them.
Pretty cute, and no stress to the turtle at all. Some turtles won’t do this often, but others will claw flutter whenever they see anything they think might be a turtle, but they don’t have particularly great eyesight so they’ll claw flutter at things like their own reflection, bright nearby objects, and rocks.
She also likes cheese
This is so much
media studies thesis material
This blew my mind