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[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[zegalba]

[romaince2]

I'm going to cry

[senatortedcruz]

[cryptotheism]

I'll block a bitch on substack

[fairycosmos]

your problem is you think if you communicate with clarity and earnestness that people will actually understand you

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[girlbr0thers]

Faux leather was the worst thing ever created

[girlbr0thers]

Lets take a material that can last decades with the right treatment and care and fucking replicate it with the most dogshit ugly flimsiest animal extinction microplastics smells bad unsexual rips in four days garbage disgusting saran wrap we can think of. Ostensibly for vegans.

[romaince2]

Let's be against "animal extinction" while also supporting a *co-product* (not a by-product because these corporations are still making money off of it) of industrial animal agriculture which inherently exploits domesticated animals and harms wildlife populations. Let's shit on microplastics for harming the environment while ignoring the fact that leather tanning in and of itself requires copious amounts of water and pollutes waterways with chromium and other toxins. Let's pretend pleather's popularity is because it was invented for vegans rather than adopted by fast fashion to mass produce cheap clothing just like polyester was.

[adulthooliganism]

i hate fun

[adulthooliganism]

april fools !!! look at these elephant watering cans

[just-deer-things]

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

[just-deer-things]

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[gogumagirl]

princess and the pea level sensitive

[girlbloke]

I need to make some nutritional moves

[girlbloke]

I’m making nutritious moves in silence

[girlbloke]

The nutritious moves have been postponed until tomorrow

[energyprison]

ive been going out late at night alone to wander about until i find somewhere to spend money needlessly. which i think is a classic sign of a positive mental state

[energyprison]

[crossing a dark streetwhile the red hand is up] im like a bomblebee of the night...

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[sunriseverse]

can’t go wrong with pining while fucking as a trope. truly it has it all. pining. awkward sexual situations. weapons grade insecurity for all parties involved. the desperation as they inevitably fall further and further while hating themselves for being unable to stick to the contract of no strings attached. etc. you understand