[bettyrightnow]

blogging is too dignified a term for what i’m doing on here

[yaoifangirlstwtwgayguys]

[lesblackwidow]

herb and scarlet overkill from the minions movie are butchfemme

[time-and-spuds]

The Minion's big Boss circa 2016, London

Guess which Movie I Just watched

[probuccalfat]

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

[probuccalfat]

personal agenda. Personal.

[argentcochon]

[probuccalfat]

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

[soracities]

think it's a deep consolation to know that spiders dream, that monkeys tease predators, that dolphins have accents, that lions can be scared silly by a lone mongoose, that otters hold hands, and ants bury their dead. that there isn't their life and our life. nor your life and my life. that it's just one teetering and endless thread and all of us, all of us, are entangled w it as deep as entanglement goes. v neat i think.

[pomegranateteeth]

The e in email stands for evil mail

[strawberisapphic]

everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye

[libraryleopard]

Nia DaCosta I love your brain (she is talking about Dr. Kelson)

[discosfish]

[valeriapryanikova]

i spy with my everything eye

[yorhaw]

[chaoticneutralwife]

if i was a little kitty and you were a little kitty would you touch noses with me to say hi

[terraswallows]

So happy for them 💓

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[i-am-a-fish]

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks