Welcome to the Goblin Market

my name is [ian] and i really need a nap - they/them - 20s - graphic design is my passion and its driving me nuts that i cant put a manual line break here - happy halloween

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[dietspam16]

[omgthatdress]

ily, menswear guy

[russianblush]

#happypridemonth

[swordmaid]

happy pride

[kibumkim]

If this is real they need to do it again

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[riverlarking]

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

[sabertoothwalrus]

[mrsterlingeverything]

how do u play chess

Move the peaces luv

[winged-void]

In matters of structural and societal oppression, do you ever notice how often people are far more scared of things "swinging too far in the other direction" than they are of things staying the same? You might be inclined to think such people value the status quo a bit more than they let on.

[winged-void]

"now, i am as committed to feminism as anyone," they might say, "but we must measure our approach. things staying the same for longer is a lot better than women becoming favored in society!" and they will do this with every form of oppression, and ask that you not question why things staying the same longer is not at least as bad as things "going too far". but perhaps i misunderstand, after all, the people who say this claim to be very progressive

[bumblebeebats]

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

[bumblebeebats]

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

[bumblebeebats]

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[uncannyannieg]

moon joy !!!

[romanticastronaut]

i know i said yall would not see me here again after the notes update, but i need yall to see what i stumbled across on pinterest

[throwupgirl]

[medusabloom]

[badassdemonsword]

[thememedaddy]