Welcome

Please wipe your feet off before stepping inside my terrible sense of humor.

[kitty]

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[cursebook]

Not a curse but I fucking need this right now .

[scarybabe]

hope all my followers stumble into some cash to-night~

[rvnholm]

Could use some money right now.

[gothiccharmschool]

Sometimes I reblog prosperity spell memes. Because why not?

[ziraseal]

fun fact

bi means two so whenever you encounter a bisexual, there is a smaller, angrier bisexual hiding nearby. watching. waiting.

[miss-ingno]

a nearbi if you will

[prophecyguy]

a bistander

[predictedpancakes]

Me at the club: “Can you play Burning Up by the Jonas Brothers?”

[slab-o-meat]

oh to be a mouse with a sardine tin for a bed

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[cyberfunkk]

wife

[maxknightley]

concept:

bullets on a really long chain attached to the gun, so that when you shoot one, you can reel it back in and reuse it

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

so like one of these but with gunpowder

[cyberpark-deactivated20140330]

I’m never making another text post again

[cyberpark-deactivated20140330]

[schrutevshalpert]

[roy-kent]

this cold open is a masterpiece

[jijarugen]

[yamcha]

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[archivedpostsblog]

this is what you see before you die

[cs-inactive1-deactivated2020060]

[blueraspberries]

throwback to that time in 2013 when i made a text post that said “i would die without weed” and someone reported it to my college as a suicide threat and they pulled me out of class and made me see a counselor who had the text post printed out and highlighted on a piece of paper

[funnypicsdept]