Boop.

Hello. I'm Ian. 25. Sweet tooth. Also a sweetie. :]

[owlinadayswork]

found this and i think it's the perfect character meme

[vindicatedwitcher]

@ when Jaskier falls

[abdulraveman]

[yassmines]

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

[kristina100000]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[1dietcokeinacan]

I just watched this 6 times in a row. A masterpiece

[belloochie]

@freemono

[youlovetoseeit]

heck yeah

[gael-garcia]

It’s the Basic Ball!

A ball for the rest of the LGBT-cuties.

—A Black Lady Sketch Show 1x02

[savvy-ivvory]

That “Bitch he’s not eating he’s at work” has me flatlined

[aspergersissues]

[ectoimp]

Thats social anxiety my dude.

[deeply]

[jefframos]

Did I cut a trailer for Untitled Goose Game using Lizzo’s “Juice” simply because she says, “Blame it on a goose?" 

Of course I did.

Here’s my original tweet, by the way.

[porterr-robinson]

[callmehealz-deactivated20250220]

I lost it at Earth

[mexicancat-girl]

There’s apparently a short one-shot manga called “I’m the Main Character of a Harem Manga, but I’m Gay So Every Day Is Hell for Me” that parodies the harem genre and tbh I’m gonna read it for the title alone.

The title feels like something I’d see in a text post online and I think that’s beautiful.

[mexicancat-girl]

THIS IS BARELY THE SECOND PAGE AND IM DYING

[midqueenally]

Sesame Street: Respect is Coming

+

[orangeis]

[incorrectfeaquotes]

Submitted by grumpo-marx

[saggitariusarrow-deactivated201]

dps: THE TANK IS DYING.

me, a veteran healer:

[fuckyouasshole123-deactivated20]

dps: THE TANK IS DYING

me, a veteran tank:

[questir-a]

tank: let me die

me, a veteran dps:

[stalwart-shield]

healer: the dps are dead and I’m not raising them again

me, a veteran tank:

[burning-yaungol]

Healers and Tanks: Dead

Boss: Still alive

Me, a Veteran DPS:

[sarcoptid]

Healers: Left

Tank: About to die

Me, an Anxious DPS with vanish still on cd:

[deezmo]

Tank: Dead Healers: Dead Me and one other DPS left fighting the boss that has 3% health left:

[kitsune-kirei]

Tank: Dead

DPS: Dead

Boss: Alive

Me, a healer with no more mana and Lucid on CD:

[legislacerator]

i can’t believe how many people in their mid-20s are buying the amazon alexa and like hooking it up to their home security systems and lights and phone and shit like i know we all saw the 1999 disney channel original movie smart house. they warned us and you are playing with fire

[jordymariesays]

The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls

Girl is swept into higher society

Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller

Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff

Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)

And has awkward dinner

Quirky best friend

Mean Girls

Douche bag guy

Love

Also, Garry Marshall directed both films

[curious-name-deactivated2018121]

WHAT