carpe your diem kids

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[tripleabatterybuni]

never beating the siblings allegations

[814519]

let's have a smoke break with mama (and question our career choice)

[bluntestforce]

Happy Pitt day this cookie may be my greatest piece of hucklerobby art so far

[theswisscheeserag]

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

[theswisscheeserag]

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

[theswisscheeserag]

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

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[howtofuckyourkramer]

im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

[alastairvox]

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

[melynnwaters]

"there's only 2 colors in the night sky and you managed to paint completely new and different colors"

that's how you sound right now

[sixeyedsharks]

Huckleabbot stocks have never been so high gang

[skarvishere]

Had an absolutely iconic grindr interaction and had to make it into hucklerobbby

[kesselshpil]

Hold still, kid

[bellabolgerart]

Ermmmmmmmmm

[helkive]

overdosing on yaoi cocaine

[evelina-maar]

I feel like seeing a picture of Robby in his 20's would change the trajectory of Whitaker’s life

[goat-fanatic]

bonding

[enabuns]

After *that* conversation, Whitaker tries to go back to work 🥸

[billciphermpreg]

and for my favorite character: failed suicide attempt and erectile dysfunction

[penis123456789101112]

Smells like Robby

[oldmanyaois]

beach day sketch page yayy let those two take a vacation

[handsywoman]

w a n t

[scunthotter]

Tuna melt au where Shane starts freaking out and so to distract him Ilya is like "I got the marble imported from Turkey, custom cut by a local contractor here in Boston" and Shane wants to have a freak out but he's always wondered about the quality of marble from Turkey, he got his counters from Italy and China but he saw options from Turkey and Brazil and wondered. He really should go, but now he's wondering if Ilya will answer his other questions like who was the architect that built this house and where did ilya find that tile that's in his guest bathroom. Basically Ilya using Shane's real estate fetish to keep him from running out during the tuna meltdown.

[themoonandmyman]

I think that genuinely would have worked in the sense that the utter insanity of the segue would shock Shane out of his panic attack.

Like he’s just cum, his brain is soup, the beast of heteronormativity is breathing down his neck, and he says,

‘I can’t. I can’t do this.’

and Ilya just replies

‘The light fixtures in the kitchen were imported from a designer in Spain.’

….

….

‘What?’

and now he’s so confused he can’t possibly leave.

Ilya Rozanov voice NEVER LET EM KNOW YOUR NEXT MOVE…