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drop your daddy issues at my feet

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I post random shit, might not be entirely coherent or good grammar. I swear when I write seriously I am probably one of the smartest alive when it comes to grammar.

Just a gay dude and always horny for Hucklerobby/rabbot depending on the mood. 20 yo.

Not into any darkship stuff, so not the page for that content. Despite being a depressed and heavily traumatized gay I'm actually quite into softness and wholesomeness lmao I'm weird like that.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

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The Orpheus and Eurydice trope it seems for me. Most of my ships.

[writingdose]

this and also the only difference between fanfic writers and writers who sell their own original works as careers is that fanfics aren’t monetized. that’s all.

being a “professional” writer doesn’t mean your works are inherently better than fanfics. I’ve read so many fics that are more professionally written than some published books.

whether or not a piece of writing is monetized has nothing to do with its quality.

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Some people need to understand this. Only difference between a book and a fanfic is money. Not quality. Although sometimes it is, if there IS a quality difference you can tell which one is the fanfic by account of how much better quality it is.

[thepitt-incorrect]

*Abbot arriving at the Pitt with a tight gray t-shirt, army pants, shouting orders while he does CPR*

Robby: Damn, I wish I was gay. Men are so hot.

Dana, sighing: I can't do this anymore.

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Older guy who isn't into being a dom or bdsm or anything dominating or rough at all, but he's is so very into pleasing you and making you happy in any way that you can, so he'll fuck the air out of you, choke you, degrade you, etc. ONLY because it makes you feel good. He'd never dare do it otherwise. In fact it often makes him feel horrible. But seeing you in pure bliss makes it all worth it so he'll commit hard.

[j-o-c-k]

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Istg this is that one dude from yellowjackets wtf

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I wish the types of gay guys that exist in Newsies or Dead Poets Society modern college AU's written by teenage girls actually existed.

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Jack and Robby have been married for a long time. They've kept it quiet, not necessarily a secret but just not talking about it ever. Robby loves his husband very much, so he starts to panic when he can't stop thinking about Dennis. It terrifies him. He's interested in another man that isn't his husband. He feels ashamed, disgusted, and like the worst husband in the world.

Eventually he cant stop himself from bringing up moments he's had during work with the kid. Every time he does, he bites his tongue and blushes, cutting himself off. He can't let Jack know he's head over heels for someone else.

One night, Robby is overwhelmed with guilt, not touching Jack, just sleeping on his side facing away. Jack turns over, spooning him from behind.

"What's wrong, mi oso~"

Robby lets out a shaky breath.

"I- I can't... I need to tell you something, Jack."

"What is it, baby?"

"I'm so sorry... I- I've been having these feelings..."

"What kind of feelings, love?"

"For someone else...

Robby is quiet, scared to look Jack in the eyes. He's just ruined a whole marriage over an awkward intern.

"Michael?"

"I'm sorry..."

"Mikey... is it that new kid? The one that just started his residency?"

Of course Jack knows. He's not stupid.

"Dennis, yes."

Robby's voice is hoarse. The room is silent for a moment. Robby's eyes fill with tears, his stomach hurting. He can see his whole world falling apart around him.

"He's a cute kid. I can see why."

Robby tenses with pure confusion and fear. Jack's voice sounds less hurt and more... teasing?

"Jack?"

Jack turns Robby around firmly, making him look at him. He sits them both up, then immediately wipes Robby's tears.

"Oh sweetheart... why the tears? Tell me what's wrong?

"What's wrong? Jack, I- I cheated on you!"

Jack raises an eyebrow, a light smirk appearing.

"Oh? You already made a move?"

Robby's face reddens. What the fuck is happening?

"What? No- I mean- no, he doesn't know... but I emotionally cheated!"

Jack chuckles, burying his face in Robby's neck.

"You are ridiculous. You thought I didn't know about your little crush?"

Robby's mind is short circuiting. Everything about this feelings wrong and confusing.

"Dennis is a cute kid. I don't blame you, love. He seems to like you a lot too. Wouldn't even be surprised if there was something there. I like him. He's good for you."

"Jack... I can't- if you're trying to be selfless or something and- and let me go... let him have me instead, I can't do that-"

Jack raises an eyebrow.

"Oh you aren't going anywhere. You're my Robby."

"But-"

"But I wouldn't mind sharing you is all I'm saying."

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If you want to deviate from Robby's canon personality and make that submissive, flamboyant, sensitive man all big and gruff and masculine, go ahead. But leave me tf out of it.

[hysteric-boy]

Puppy’s who are forced to top when all they wanna do is spread their leaky little parts :((

Puppies who want to feel someone inside them but are forced to mount and rut into others

Poor neglected puppy not getting what it wants

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This is Robby. This is canon.

[tiedupstuds32]

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Jack's pov tonight

[silvergoldsea]

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And their boyfriend Dennis. Oh- and my girlfriend and also Dennis's platonic soulmate Trinity. And can't forget her girlfriend along with the gf's boyfriend and his wife, Mel, Frank, and Abby. And then we got Robby's adopted sister and a few of our's girlfriend, along with a few of our's adopted mom, Dana. And then...

[kittyposss]

Is this a safe place to say that Dennis Whitaker makes me absolutely FERAL 😫 he’s sooo cute and awkward, but I think he’s definitely a dom

[vincespowerhour]

Ermmmm….

Dennis fucking Robby, pushing his head into the mattress, being mean to the older man then after sex he’s apologizing and asking if he went too far because he doesn’t want to hurt Robby’s feelings. Looking near tears the next morning when Robby says he feels a bit sore.

But they do it all over again because Dennis also loves seeing Robby whimpering and squirming under him lol.

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Most canon thing I have ever read

[bellpepper81]

huckleabbot, suggestive

Jack is having trouble getting it up, so he signs up for an escort service. He fills out the form, specifically requesting for a dom, but two days later a scruffy twink shows up on his doorstep by the name of Dennis.

He has the nerve to ask the man if his preferences were set right and the man just scoffs. Safe to say he gets his answer later that night when he's bent over and getting fucked within an inch of his life.

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Yes sir!

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Give me some cock warming, praise kink, hurt/comfort, talking you through it, "good boy"s, "sweet boy"s, being spoken to like a baby, lots of nipple play, overstimulation, uncircumcised dick plus foreskin play, and a tiny dash of forced to hold in pee and I will be just fine, thanks.

[hotdogtown]

the transition from young!medschool!jack getting ego drunk watching lithe little twink robby ride his fat c*ck to older!wiser!abbot getting heart eyes during missionary w his fluffy husband…