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[roomtempseltzerwater]

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[i-am-a-fish]

I've been sending beams and rays at random passerbys for years now

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

my favourite genre of gay fiction is "making out would have been a lot less gay than whatever this bullshit is"

[roomtempseltzerwater]

why are we putting spoiler warnings on things that came out six years ago

[transmechanicus]

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

[roomtempseltzerwater]

every horror movie ever has to throw in a mommy issues thing as like a special treat for me

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[i-am-a-fish]

posture check! time to make your posture worse. it can always be worse. you can get shrimpier. inspiration if you need it:

[i-am-a-fish]

What's your favorite flavor of water

CARBONATED plain ice cold water but it's carbonated. club soda, seltzer water, it's all the good stuff to me. I love carbonated water

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[i-am-a-fish]

I love carbonation I love carbonation, I love carbonation I like it when the beverage fights back

[delusionalbestie]

who wanna come over and have floor time

[roomtempseltzerwater]

I love being unemployed so much it’s really sad I’m not anymore

[roomtempseltzerwater]

breaking news chicken sandwich cures depression

[roomtempseltzerwater]

followup soup also cures depression

[saderplate7]

panic bitchy scheme girl

[roomtempseltzerwater]

the thing about Jax is that I wanna kill him violently.