queen.

[mermen]

add another clove of garlic im not driving

[doccywhomst]

ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

reblog if you’d open a cursed tomb before even considering opening tumblr live

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

"after season 4 I just can't sympathize with joe anymore, he revealed himself to be an awful person"

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[capacity]

My mom just said she thinks men are going crazy nowadays bc they have less gay sex now than they did in ancient times lool. She said she has a feeling it used to just be something guys did n moved on n now it’s a big deal for no reason. And I’m listening along like girl tumblr would love you

[meepmoopmaap]

[thevampireaesthetic]

dress for the vampire gaze

[cryptid-corpse]

Vampire gays*

[cannibalchicken]

[turns-out-its-adhd]

[thespaisclosed]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

wears this with my work uniform

[shitacademicswrite]

[somarysueme]

[gelphienation]

it’s cause you’re always on that damn spectrum

[brucebocchi]

[spacelazarwolf]

[fedorathexplorer]

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

[chrownox]

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

[fedorathexplorer]

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

[thetyrannosaur]

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

[bathykolpian]

There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.

[porcelainpolkadots]

unironically love the phrase “but I’m being so brave about it” because truly, like, what other choice do we have in this wretched existence? what a beautiful way to remind yourself to keep going, even if only out of spite

[detectivegargoyle-deactivated20]

Tumblr in a couple of days

[detectivegargoyle-deactivated20]

Hey everyone who thought this, guess what

[jtightpants]

[ralfmaximus]

Reblog to come play this stupid homemade board game we're all making.

[jyngerpeach]

[deletemurdock]