Rose Corvus

25 She/They 18+ random reblogging

[only-cat-memes]

[letoghanima]

Rose, it’s me. Honestly, it’s still me.

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[orteil42]

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

[titsliker]

theres a trump supporter in my media arts major and sometimes my professor will ask him something simple like "whats the difference between ethics and the law" and he'll (i kid you not) say shit like "uhhh its like. honestly i thought that was like the same thing" and then my professor will give the rest of the class a mischievous knowing look

[titsliker]

[deceasedcardinal]

[spring-ephemeral]

me when i like the 2-3h movie: directors should never have to compromise their vision to appeal to something as fickle as people's "patience". anyone complaining about the movie's length is simply a tiktok-addicted philistine.

me when i don't like the 2-3h movie: once i become god emperor of earth anyone trying to make a movie longer than 90 minutes will be shot.

[tshifty]

$20 to rent a movie online for 48 hours i need yall to get so real right now bc that is insane. “that’s the average cost” which is a problem!! if im paying $20 i better get the film on dvd to have and watch forever

[tshifty]

and before i get the “what about seeing ig at the movie theater” comments

i dont have a 60 foot screen and high tech surround sound audio and fancy seats at home. i will pay $20 to watch a movie once with friends for the experience in the theater. i will absolutely not pay $20 to watch a movie on my laptop lmfao

[drtanner]

£15/$20 is the price of a fucking DVD. That you keep. I'm not paying that much to rent fuck all, you must be joking.

Are all of you really too young to remember how it used to be before corporations stopped selling you things that became yours in perpetuity after you paid for them and started charging you rent for everything?

[qinchesprincesss]

SPOILER

IM NOT OKAY. THE HOTTEST IMAGES IVE EVER TAKEN OF HIM.

Also, definitely looks like his fingers are doing some fucking - damn. 🌊

[ink-the-artist]

Sphinx

[ink-the-artist]

the way some of you describe art that you like is genuinely incredible

[magicratfingers]

went to throw dog poop away in a rando trash can and

[floralasshat]

Plz tell me you took him home and have a new per gengar.

[magicratfingers]

i'm not qualified to provide adequate enrichment for a trash gengar also I know for a fact he was recently hit in the face with a bag of dog poop

[magicratfingers]

it just started raining this is really doing a number on my object personification

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[magicratfingers]

Jesus fucking Christ

[magicratfingers]

jesus fucking christ

[osvaldvvanstein]

Update please I am begging you

[magicratfingers]

ok but you’re not gonna like it

[magicratfingers]

mid spa break to drain in the sink

[magicratfingers]

sir

please

[magicratfingers]

the family requests that trash gengar's privacy be respected during this difficult time

drying in the sun

[magicratfingers]

[daecus]

Thank you for giving him a home! :) (Sorry if this has already been done, already. I couldn't just leave this post alone.)

[spitzonthefritz]

I wanted to attempt getting some photos of hugo moving from the side instead of running right at me like usual, but while I was trying to get my camera on the right settings I was spotted. so I got these instead

[mwphisto]

Vampire!Sylus who's adamant about not drinking your blood yet.

Vampire!Sylus who has to restrain himself every time you're within a twenty foot radius of him. Clenching his fists and shoving them in his pockets as he listens to you ramble on about your day.

Vampire!Sylus who's forced to take a cold shower every time you leave, just to keep him from going into a frenzy.

Vampire!Sylus who is on the verge of losing control as you whisper in his ear, mumbling something about your target but all he can focus on is the low dip of your dress' neck line and the race of your pulse.

Vampire!Sylus who swiftly eliminates his targets and whisks you away from the chaos, eye glowing and fangs bared for you to see.

Vampire!Sylus who repeatedly asks for your consent, over and over again even as you beg him to take his fill from your neck.

Vampire!Sylus who feels a euphoria he's never felt before the moment his fangs pierce your neck, warm blood flooding his mouth as he begins to drink from you.

Vampire!Sylus who clutches your body like you'll fade away from him, one hand cupping the back of your head while the other has your dress bunched and twisted in his iron grip.

Vampire!Sylus who's trembling as your fingers run through his hair, ears filled with the sounds of your soft, approving murmurs. Sweet nothings that a creature like him isn't worthy of.

Vampire!Sylus who pulls away the second he feels your body growing weak, relying on his weight to keep you supported.

Vampire!Sylus who licks his lips clean before showering your face in the softest kisses, uttering back the same praises as he scoops you into his arms with the intent of getting you something sugary to drink and eat so you can regain your strength.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[penrosesun]

[weaselle]

you literally don’t need any other plot and i would watch the movie

[random-chaos-thoughts]

Every 'normal' adult is fussing around Pugsley and Wednesday because "poor children that must be so hard for you to see mom and dad break up like this"

But the kid are absolutely unfazed, arguing that "it's alright they will be together again soon". The normie are so sad for the "children clinging to vain hopes" until Morticia and Gomez get married again two weeks after the divorce.

In the meantime Mama and Uncle Fester fight about which one of them will go to whose custody.

They pretend to argue in court and at meeting with lawyers over the splitting of the properties but that's mostly Gomez insisting to leave more and more thing to his wife in an angry voice.

At home they decided not to talk to each other so Lurch has to (begrudgingly) transmit messages from one to the other, even when they are sat on either side of the table.

That works (more or less) then Morticia says one word in french and Gomez run to cover her with kisses until Morticia remind him that they are spliting (that's the only moment he seems to regret the whole thing)

[yeomanstuff]

This. All of this.

[6qubed]

Wednesday offers to help with split custody of Pugsley. her suggestion involved a big table saw

[swimmingblue]

They fight over who gets to hire the expensive big-firm lawyer and who gets to hire the up-and-coming rookie divorce lawyer. It's a whole Thing.

[ladyartemisia28]

The up and coming lawyer is Thing?

[aethersea]

Thing wins the case

[amultitudeofyellowrodents]

it's actually started because Thing just passed the bar exam and no one will hire Thing

[muttmutttgoose]

Thing is dressed as elle woods

[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[healmydesires]

[etherealspacejelly]

bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, twat, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real

[etherealspacejelly]

i have been informed that twat means vagina not penis. thats my bad

also people are saying australians have the monopoly on cunt and while that is correct its not exactly new information which is why i didnt include it. everyone knows australians say cunt the best thats just a given