A Fine and Private Place

26 *Sludge Factory by Alice in Chains starts playing*

[rose-skunk]

WHY has tumblr suddenly decided that I am in love with the band Metallica, specifically the member James Hetfield? And WHY am I getting long ass rpf posts about being in love with him?

[bruzum]

[bruzum]

[pangur-and-grim]

this is huge… a three chair event

[pangur-and-grim]

[goldensunset]

has anybody else noticed that the classic sci fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus features a Torment Nexus? that’s pretty problematic of the author

[gumi-megpoidd]

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

[gumi-megpoidd]

No need I think

[maxi-is-not-well]

​I see this one going places

[gumi-megpoidd]

Yeah. The bathroom

[im-a-vertebrate]

ah but which bathroom

[gumi-megpoidd]

the one with the shortest line did you not read the post

[m4ck4pp1e]

I just noticed ths

I want to say thank you to sexy goku for reblogging and loving all my content i just want to say thank you

[papasmoke]

How committed are you to embarrassing yourself online?

im ready to die for this

[boybeetles]

There’s no mobility aids in the game so I just gave him a pet cane

[thotpolice]

Reblog to press on prev's posting gland

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[charl0ttan]

lacing somebodys butt plug with glue and laxatives dot com

[supermariomamafucker]

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

[kosmogrl]

let me get what I want please please please

[kosmogrl]

wait. turns out that sometimes even when I get what I want it’s not enough

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[kristina100000]

"6 inches is too small" none of you have had sex ever like you are literally insane if you say that

[kristina100000]

[angel-derangement]

I did some studies of some glassware pics after a very long drought of no drawing at all. pls enjoy