apologetically me

Chelsea. 33. i feel like an addict craving a fix as i twitch away these compulsions. i haven’t learned a a thing at all about self-control.

[byjove]

anti-doomerism has actually improved the way I handle my depression. I’ll think something like “I have nothing to look forward to, everything is getting worse and it’s not getting better” and then I’ll be like “whoa, cringelord. you sound like an emo 14 year old. you’re not helping anyone or anything with that misanthropic hopeless attitude. grow the fuck up.” and I bully myself back into participating in life, because depression and the associated dark thoughts are so cringe

[pastel-pink-psycho]

[xylocopae]

starting a collection

[rose-tinted-nostalgia]

my mom’s car broke down after her second day of training at a job that’s forty five minutes away. she spent hours trying to contact roadside and her insurance, and I waited up to make sure it was sorted. hours after the tow truck still not coming she finally agreed to let me pick her up (she didn’t want me having to wake up the kids), and it was three am before we made it home and my poor mother was starving because she hadn’t eaten since breakfast. she asked if I’d pull into McDonald’s so she could buy herself a sandwich, but she was sad because she just spent $50 on a tow truck, and she only had maybe $20 left to her name. I did not have any money on me to treat her to a burger on her bad day (because usually I pay for everything for her), but I found a coupon on my phone for $1 off, and as we’re driving up she’s like, “How much did you save me? Maybe I could have gotten some fries.” The order took a while and the lady at the window was so nice, and she warned us it was hot and told us to be careful when she handed it over. my mom opened it and she had her burger and an order of fries. she was so happy, I think she could have cried. I don’t know if it was an accident or intentional, but it felt intentional, and it was so sweet I almost cried. I’m tired and this sleepless night will surely get me sick, but it gives me hope to encounter kind people, and I think I needed this.

[garaks-padded-cell]

I just had 3 crackers with chutney and sharp white cheddar . Then i had a ring of pineapple. I started to levitate, but i wasnt scared. Im not scared of anything

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[gardenxkisses]

Mrs. big t shirt no panties 🩷

[marlwhal]

ah yes, my fav house fit.. the ol winnie the pooh

[rose-tinted-nostalgia]

my son has a whatever you call the childhood version of a girlfriend. I most often call it a crush, but the crush is mutual, and they exchange Valentine’s cards and Christmas gifts and talk about their future marriage, and I just don’t know if that’s considered beyond a crush or what but I most definitely wouldn’t call it a girlfriend because they’re eight (almost nine). but anyway she comes over for a play date, and my son decides they’re going to end their play date with tarot cards? he has his own set that he likes to pull cards from, and he doesn’t know the meanings but he’ll look them up in the little book. he pulls a card (and I’m devastated because I’m blacking out on the card now because this did not happen today. I just saw something that reminded me of it and wanted to share). But anyway, the book was overwhelmingly positive in its description of their card. Lots of talk of love and happiness and such. He puts the card back, does his version of a shuffle and spreads all of the cards out on the counter top and asks her to pick one. I shit you not she pulled the same exact card, and I’m over here like is this going to become some crazy lore at their wedding one day?? like I thought the wedding talk was a joke but the cards are out here trying to create soul mates I don’t know. I wanted to joke about it with her mom, but her family goes to church so I was kind of afraid to. they are so very liberal and welcoming and secular in everything and kind but still religious, and I know tarot cards can be frowned upon so I don’t know. He didn’t tell me he was out here trying to do a tarot reading on his crush until he brought me the card he already pulled so the exposure was too late at that point but I’m not trying to make things awkward over here for anyone if they’re disappointed by it. I don’t know. Silly things that make me feel some type of way.

[the-perks-of-eating-pussy]

people who are super cute and dorky but also secretly kinky as fuck are very important

[the-wanton-house-wife-deactivat]

You’re welcome 🧄

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— josé olivarez // natalie diaz

[wetheurban]

The bravest thing you can do is stop mourning the life you expected and start noticing the one that's trying to find you.

[sailermoon]

babe are u okay ur crying about closeness lines over time by olivia de recat again

[entity56]

"Don't eat all of that sugary food..."

"...You'll gain weight" 🚫

Wrong

Body negative

You need way more calories than a slice of cake to gain even one pound

"...You'll get sick" ✔

Correct

Sugar is good but if you eat too much you get stummy ache :(

Better when eaten in moderation anyway

Prioritizes listening to your body

"...Without me" 👀

Secret third option?

Encourages community

Get sick with someone you love

World's best bonding activity

[the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

today’s the only day you can reblog this

“There Will Come Soft Rains”, Ray Bradbury

[angelbabymikaa]

sorry i love sluts. i thought we all loved sluts. i thought this was the slut-loving website. my bad i guess

[goodbadhabit]

'your network is unstable'

yeah so am I bitch, and I'm still expected to function