oy vey.

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[muneco]

does anyone else have a drink that u just go crazy when u have it ? like i pour myself apple juice and it’s gone in 3 seconds because i can’t control myself around it

rb & tag what drink u can’t have around u for more than 5 seconds

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[beetle-guy]

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

[space-hobbits]

She drunk as fuck.

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[macrolit]

This could be fun. I scored 11. How about you?

[anhslondon]

I repeat girls don’t want man, they want Zendaya

[flatwood-mac]

[bromgah]

[corvidsnatcher]

[unholy-hands-and-hymns]

[medusabraids]

girl….can we just have one platonic relationship between an older gay character and a younger gay character please s'il vous plaît por favor

[bartolomamba]

Gandalf and frodo

[ghostheather-deactivated2020051]

au where pennywise appears in derry, northern ireland instead of derry, maine. IT’s just the derry girls beating the shit out of a clown.

[shesnake]

Winona Ryder in Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael (1990).

[porcelainpistol]

[femcassidy]

hey guys im starting to get nervous about this whole deity situation so maybe someone should just make a new one and we can all worship that?

[donotusetheinternet-deactivated]

Right on. What did you have in mind?

[femcassidy]

i have a slammin idea but im gonna need everyone to be cool and give me their gold

[boeing747]

(gives you all my gold) 

[femcassidy]

[eldriitchmurmurs]

hey op would you be cool with me dancing around your new god? just like throwing a party?

[femcassidy]

yeah i was actually thinking we could all get some sleep tonight and then go absolutely ham with a festival tomorrow. oh and also murder is ok now

[tastefullyoffensive]

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

why is this so fucky funny

[babyboomerbullshit]

Found this one that checks all the boxes on r/boomerhumor.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

Wow

[consultingfujoshi]

is Andrew Garfield actually gay or is he just like really really extra about his allyship

[consultingfujoshi]

mr garfield what the fuck does this mean

[yawndaime]

it means if he ever meets michael b jordan its on

[tangle-path]

guys we’ve been attacked