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She/her | 29 | “yikes” 💕reproductive rights are human rights💕 Long time fandom semi-lurker | back on this site since the bird app is up in flames

[wild-andprecious]

will + leno are a kind of cain and abel story: a biblical-level betrayal & a biblical-level love

[text by me (except the last line which is from the bible)]

[accurateangel666]

*recreates your childhood bestfriend’s celly and blows you a kiss with vile and horny intentions*

[riplore]

mack flirting: (pretends to steal your nose and skates away giggling) (tries to playfight and bigs his eyes at you until you playfight back)

will flirting: (dick to ass) (hand caress) (stares intently at mack’s enormous behind whenever he thinks people aren’t looking) (marks his territory on instagram)

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[boysharkmack]

wmack271

[andygbt]

big yaoi mike

[wsbunny]

sooo… will’s hat and mack’s sunglasses? ok

[sainzxcrosby]

guys i fear macklin is down REALLY bad … i mean it was already pretty obvious, but now… well

[maplesyrupcoffee]

tired: will smith straight rumours

wired: will smith repressed catholic closeted bisexual who has only ever been with women and has no idea why his stomach bottoms out when mack flutters his big beautiful green eyes at him but he’ll do everything in his power to never, ever find out rumours

[parkchanwoohoo]

If you regret a permanent body alteration you got and your immediate thought is "raise the legal age for everybody who can do this" instead of "Maybe I, specifically, was a dipshit" you need to get Gotten by a mountain lion

[shanesloverboy]

Come on guys, the weird shipping has to stop. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov have only just recently put their differences aside to start the Irina Foundation and they're doing a lot of good. We don't want to jeopardize that with parasocial rpfing.

[ninsficrecs]

Status: Legendary (anonymous work)

Fandom: Hockey RPF Relationship: Macklin Celebrini/Will Smith Rating: Explicit Published: 6/8/26 Words: 10,367 Summary: “It’s your lucky night, superstud.”

Mack glances up to see Stella tucking a thin stack of blue benjamins into her sparkly star purse.

“Let’s take this party somewhere more private.”

At his blank look, she takes mercy on him, the way she has all night.

“Your friends got you an hour in VIP,” she explains.

Mack blinks, his thoughts sluggish. An hour. In a VIP room. Alone.

He looks at Will.

So does Stella. “You’re coming too, Blondie.” – Or, the team takes Mack out to celebrate his record-breaking season.

[shaneaxel]

i just KNOW troy and ilya have the most vile, twitter cancel-able text conversations. they’re hockey players (insults as bonding), queer, had/have terrible fathers, became friends when they were both going through it…

troy texts ‘running late’ and ilya responds with ‘faggot.’ troy hearts the message. they send and make kill yourself jokes. they’re rating their shits. when hr-verse charlie kirk gets shot, troy is sending the video and ilya is hearting it. obviously they’re vetting dick pics but the ranking is incomprehensible. troy is making russia jokes. they’re sending sonic porn. creating convoluted bond-villain style ways to kill people (only like, 75% of the people have actually wronged them)

[prokopetz]

I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

[twirlingfreckles]

(Screenshot credit @bostonlilyofthevalley) obv if you want to stick to show canon only, that’s your prerogative! but it’s so beautiful#ToMe that the books give us canon hollanov orgasm denial like wow… Rachel did that for us (where us refers to those of us who like reading orgasm denial) (yay)

[thirstkanaphan]

[aholyhell-fic]

in another life sam dickinson is a line cook