Hi :)

hockey | mostly willmack atm | I’m Em (they/them)

[svnsetgold]

me and who

[codename-adler]

the player i’m most excited to see back on the roster this season is slaf’s hair

[accurateangel666]

It’s been almost three weeks and still no media availability from the highest payed nhl player

[talessoflove]

domestic willmack as they move in together. the place is neat, because they both hate making a mess. there are two bedrooms but more often than not, only one ends up being used. there is a fancy set of cups Grace gifted, all sophisticated gray. the front door has a mix of hats and shoes. The hats belong to one of them, both of them. It doesn't matter. Everything in the apartment is theirs. Their dinner book is in Mack's bedroom because they are too shy to put it in the living room's coffee table. The silly Polaroid of them, of their families, of their dogs are stuck in the fridge with bright yellow smiley magnets. Signed pucks and sticks, proudly displayed.

They mostly wake up at the same time, grumpy and silent most mornings before they have their coffee. Usually Mack is standing over the overpriced coffee machine waiting for it to be done while Will stands over the toaster with blank eyes. A shared coffee in the fancy mug and when a little life returns, they forget to check the time and start bickering over whose turn it is to do the laundry because they both hate it with passion. Then, it's late for practice. So they grab whichever wrinkled crew neck they can find, clean enough, and rush out of the door, still giggling and pushing at each other.

They come home tired, sometimes giddy from the win, sometimes tired, sad and angry at the loss. An already seen movie in the background, dinner, they both cook together because they are trying to learn. The chicken is charred because they messed up the air fryer setting, the rice is overcooked but it's whatever. It doesn't matter. What matters is Mack feeding the tender pieces to Will, the one Will likes the best. What matters is Will gently collecting the grains that were not too mushy in his fork and lifting it to Mack because Mack hates the taste of watery rice. What matters is bickering over the correct angle of dishes in the dishwasher. What matters is turning off all the lights in the apartment, far too early for sleep, lying down near the big window twinkled with the lights from skyscrapers and just letting their body exist. Just the two of them. No one else. First with their elbows touching. And, gently one of them extends their pinky before the other joins. Just that little touch. Until everything inside of them settles. Until tired eyes win and without words they stumble towards the bedroom, tonight, the one on the left.

[maplesyrupcoffee]

once a week i think about how mack said will has a dance to pony by ginuwine. will. has a dance. to pony by ginuwine. and mack has seen it. mentioned it nonchalantly. a dance that will has to pony by ginuwine that mack has seen.

[accurateangel666]

The thing is that when you think about it it really is kind of weird.

Like when I have my rpf glasses on it’s all fun and games but when I take them off and try to think about it objectively it really is pretty strange.

And maybe I am just an introvert with social anxiety and commitment issues who cannot even imagine being rich enough to fly across the country multiple times in two weeks without selling my house and half my organs but they truly don’t need to be doing all that.

I mean, if they really wanted to they could keep their summer shenanigans much more lowkey than they have, and I mean they definitely don’t need to be touching 24/7 and going to a dog’s party and just, i mean i wouldn’t name a private group chat wmack271 let alone a public TikTok account.

And we know that they’re attached at the hip and are together literally 24/7 during the season and go on all kinds of side quests together and stuff but we know this because they told us. Which they really didn’t have to do.

And idk it just really seems to me like they want us to know all these things and how weirdly close they are and how much they mean to each other which is actually really nice that they love each other so much they don’t care what people think they just want them to know that they are a package deal

[a-sea-of-flowers]

it fraser minten ever spoke to me with that voice. yk the one that he has. i would drop dead so quick.

[0rdinaryth1ngs]

coming across photos of willmack sometimes makes me start yelling slurs at my phone because of the homosexual energy they radiate

[sideswiped]

[heyitsaxelhere]

ok but what if I ship the vile horny vibes account with the bag of meat one? I wanna lock them in a closet and see what happens.

[darkpurple12]

a fic where mack tells the media he doesn’t read every day and will is just so astounded that he would tell them that so he makes a book club for the sharks and makes mack join and they go to a bookstore to pick it out, but even though mack hates reading, he finishes the book that they picked out and are the only people on the sharks to finish the book and then will tells the media that nobody else finished it so people can know his boybestfriend isn’t uneducated

Oh wait my bad that actually happened

[ryleewhit]

can we all return to when someone casually mentioned willmack might go golfing with noah kahan

[accurateangel666]

what do I have to do to get them to hard launch with legendary lovers on tiktok

I feel like they’d do it for a chipotle gift card ngl

[accurateangel666]

“⚠️NOT A SHIP EDIT!!⚠️” and it’s an edit to a song about being hopelessly in love and/or fucking nasty, using the gayest clips of them and their username is some bullshit like wmack271

[ruther007]

We moved on way too fast from them sneaking into that fuckass podcast room, fishing for the record button just so they could show everybody how drunk and in love they were. Yeah, Smitty turned 21, but it’s also about us and our love blooming just a little more. We want to do another neveroffsides podcast “one day,” but it will be a 2.0 and it will be better than the first one. We will be indulging you guys and you will be enjoying it because that’s all the behind the scenes content you are going to get.

Like, how many times do they have to hint to everyone that they want people to see their gay love? They can’t sit the fuck down somewhere without blabbing off about the other. Honestly, I’m not even sure I’m ready for another podcast from them, so I’m glad they had “other plans” because I wouldn’t have fucking survived. On top of that, we have this weird ass elevated cupcake experience to which Will volunteered his Mack for, because apparently there was “only one guy” he could do it with.

Like, they need to sit their gay asses the fuck down, seriously. This is too cute. Like, what do you mean you volunteered him because you know Mack, because he is your Mack and you know he’d do anything if you were beside him giving him that toothy smile he likes so much? Like, what? Then you have Mack, who knows Will like the back of his hand enough all the same. These guys are nuts on a rocking chair.

[etheltempest]

122 days no sharks hockey so i put willmack in the sunrise on the reaping arena

[skoavsbaby]

will at the dinner table with his notes app open: and these are all mackie and i’s business ideas that we were thinking of starting that can continue into post retirement while we host all of the future baby sharks :)))

grace rolling her eyes: this is what u were doing on facetime for 6 hours today?? coming up with “billion dollar business ideas”??

will scoffing: erm it’s actually $94 million☝️ and of course not! we also shared every little detail of our day, set up our joint bank account, set up tours to every home available in los gatos and made a pinterest board dedicated to our home complete with a golden retriever :)))