Oh We Don't Have Thaaat, Sir...

Ali. Historian, theatre admin, author, critic. I read too many books and drink too much coffee. Follow me here or into battle.

[bookishali]

if i had a nickel for every time a lesbian character has placed her devotion on a religious female figure from their religion only for that devotion to be challenged by their love for another lesbian, i'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[rosenbantzandguildenstern]

wait wait wai Hannah what’s your tumblr these days where are you who are you I need to tag you so this makes you read Priory of the Orange Tree (Harrow is the other one ofc)

@sickmanfreud

[annabelle--cane]

look, guys, this may seem ironic coming from a person with Verbose Disease, but I'm about to tell you the secret to winning social media: shutting the fuck up. you have a controversial discourse opinion? shut the fuck up and no one will know. can't participate in a boycott for various reasons? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you think or do something Problematic that has no bearing on anyone but yourself? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you haven't been keeping up on a pressing social issue? shut the fuck up and no one will know. your mind is a wonderful place where you can have all the bad takes in the world and they're all perfectly insulated from everyone and everything unless you try to excise them on a grand scale. you can take the mental L all by yourself without using a public platform as a confession booth and face zero repercussions and it'll be just fine. open up a damn diary and explain yourself there.

[goetic-justice]

Cats never understand that you're helping them get their claws unstuck from fabric. They're just like "you're tormenting me at the worst possible time I hate you"

[failingcollege]

I’m begging social media to stop trying to get me to vote.

[crazy-brazilian]

[madeingodsimage]

[white-cishet-snail]

I am here to remind you all to love yourselves. And also love me because I am the bestest

[englishmajorhumor]

[cat-pictures-daily]

Important:

Thank you for your attention

[wedding-shemp]

honestly Kramer and the Maleficarum are to late-medieval Catholicism what some crazy guy who makes his own podcast about how the government is being taken over by gay Satanists in pants suits and has a listener base of like seven people in Cedar Rapids plus your least favorite uncle is to modern Catholicism

[rosenbantzandguildenstern]

Someone has summed up an entire week of my university studies into a one sentence tumblr post

[cherrybuttermilk]

want to fall asleep under the stars(no bugs)

[bluntforceheadtrauma]

Does anybody want to play outside with me

[bisexualdemondean]

Hey how many swords do u have

Sword of a lot

[antisocial-butterflies-deactiva]

Blocked

[bisexualdemondean]

Parried

[whirlingatoms]

[verpasstzuleben]

[rosenbantzandguildenstern]

Personal aesthetic post:

rules: make your personal aesthetic only out of pictures you have saved to your phone

[rosenbantzandguildenstern]

I don’t know what possessed me to do this circa presumable 2016 but here’s an updated aesthetic.

[fursecuted]

zoom call

[xhorass]

Weird question but if y’all were stuck in a time loop where you died and then the day restarted over and over again, what slightly insanity-inducing song would be playing every time you woke up