doin random shit

[segamascott]

[wirelessmousegirl]

Your just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

[thesunnahthebetter]

they should normalize saying "I'm thinking of you fondly but don't have much to say and frankly I don't even really want to talk rn but you have appeared in my thoughts and it's nice"

[wanderinginkpot]

"I asked chatgpt-"

Well I asked the host of the community radio station of a small desert town and he said "Don't let numbers tell you what to do. You are blood and earth, not theory and chalk", so maybe think about that.

[49telecast]

i call this one “using tumblr as a person of color”

might update with more images at some point

[the-uncanny-dag]

Some of the ones I've accumulated

[frankiedotbiz]

depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal

[frankiedotbiz]

do you think steam just magically comes out of nowhere im so sick of these people who dont understand steampunk it makes me want to get into my submersible bathysphere and never reemerge

[thedarkqueensreblogs]

Steam. Is. Water. Coal. Makes. Smoke.

[frankiedotbiz]

what is the coal doing to the water

[dkpsyhog]

Makes sense to me

[impossiblepackage]

The coal car is so the train driver man can have delicious barbecues whenever he likes (:

[haintxblue]

sometimes when i see posts like this i go and check on the person who was Very Wrong because about 80% of the time their blog now looks like this:

scarlet letter tumblr edition

[videolottery]

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

[dragongirlbunny]

you can actually homebrew this in d&d 5e

[klapollo]

We watched toy story 2 today and they say suicide prominently in the first act. So whenever someone says "unalive," they are operating at a sub-toy story level of vocabulary maturity

[burins]

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

[desinteresse]

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

[desinteresse]

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

[azatas]

my dad's wildlife photography would do numbers on here

[azatas]

ok permission granted everyone look at this fat sandpiper

[bonyassfish]

[disastertransbian]

uhm that wasn't a magical girl transformation you just said "it's time to go puppy mode" and hit the bong like 8 times

[strawhatsufi]

dont dis her transformation sequence? thats just how it is for some people and thats okay

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[delicate-viscera]

i’m like if slenderman was cool. yeah i’m like a weird creepy monster but i’m fat and a girl. yeah like waaaay hotter. they’re calling me thickwoman

[our-lady-of-haymakers]

Waking up a hundred years later in a future where the US has splintered into dozens of tiny politically fragmented nation-states ruled over by local strongmen, but not realising anything has changed because the Yankee news magazines and YT channels you rely on for news are publishing stuff about how people from a few states away are actually an incredibly different and fundamentally incomprehensible culture of barbarians who must never be allowed to participate in politics, which is also what they were publishing a century ago.

[calamity-corner]

you can tell trans women are women because we're not allowed to be sexual but also everything we do has sexuality imposed upon it

[calamity-corner]

you can tell trans women are women because we're not allowed to be angry