what's the deal with aeroplane food?

23 year old punkrock nerd

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[volera-zdl]

Sometimes Red Hood does some work for Batman

[rosethorne24]

i love the concept of the virus evolving or some shit to create alphas in 28 years later. These absolute tanks that seem to have some sway over the other infected.

but what if there were more variants? what if you had omegas.

omegas that strategise. omegas that stay hidden.

omegas, instead of charging mindlessly, are ambush predators, waiting for someone in the group to start straggling.

omegas that dress themselves and mimic human speech, luring sympathetic victims with soft cries.

omegas that spit and fling their own blood in faces, hoping to get it in eyes or mouths instead of attacking, potentially wasting precious energy.

[papayafromtv]

conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 68 (masterpost here)

Tim: i'll bet you anything i can shoot this elastic band into the roof of that convertible from here.

Dick: that's not even a challenge, you gotta do it from where Damian is across the street.

*connecting ping*

Jason: yo i see three people online, are we having a 4/4 main Gotham squad night?

Damian: yes, Father is off with the Justice League.

Jason: neat. i think i found a meta by the way, we might have to register him in the Batcave.

distant, angry male voice: I'M NOT A FUCKING META I'M A DAMN STAGE MAGICIAN.

Jason: hold on- shut up, i told you there was no way for you to know that was my card, so until you tell me how it happened in a logical manner, you are a meta and i will be keeping you tied up. -ok i'm back.

Distant male voice: i took an oath Red Hood, you cant keep fucking doing this! if it pisses you off that much then STOP COMING TO MY SHOWS.

Damian: aw man, again, Akhi? let him go.

Dick, amused and baffled: this has happened before?

Jason: 'm not letting him go, he's a meta.

Damian: he's not, though.

Tim: i seriously thought you were joking when you told me he had beef with a stage magician now.

Dick: you knew about this?

Tim: i- *sputter* i'd heard stories, i didn't think it was real.

Damian: hold on, i'm on my way over to you, Hood.

Jason: sick.

Damian: and I'm untying Clarance.

Jason: YOU CAN'T- HE'S A META.

Damian: I HAVE DNA TESTED HIM A THOUSAND TIMES NO HE IS NOT.

Distant male voice: how about- how about i do the trick again, Hood. so you can see it plainly.

*brief pause*

Jason: i'm not untying you, but sure.

*shuffling*

Distant male voice: -pick a card,

*cards flicking* *shuffling*

Distant male voice: put it back- this chain is way too tight, man. ok put it back, and you can shuffle the deck yourself.

*shuffling*

Jason: *annoyed grunt*

*silence*

Distant male voice: ...is this your card?

Jason: fuck you.

Dick, starting to laugh: H-Hood,

Jason: no- he's a fucking DANGER TO GOTHAM, SOMEBODY GET FUCKING MARTIAN MANHUNTER OR I SWEAR TO GOD,

Distant male voice: *forlorn* Hood this is the fourth time this month.

Jason: SILENCE FROM YOU.

Dick: *wheezes*

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[rosethorne24]

Conversations found on the batfam groupchat

This is a genuine conversation on my family's group chat.

*photo of baby damian with a grumpy expression and tomato soup all over his face, glaring at Jason behind the camera*

Purple- that soup didn't stand a chance

Demon child- never will 💪

Male parental unit- lol

Purple- you look feral

Demon child- heinz tomato soup'll do that to you

Stalker baby- he still is

Zombie- damian is a force to be reckoned with, chuck norris had better watch out

Bigbird- chuck norris is dead

Zombie- I know

Bigbird- are you saying damians gonna die soon?

Zombie- why not

Demon child- fingers crossed guys!

Male parental unit- I don't like this turn in the conversation

Male parental unit- it is not funny

Zombie- I reckon dames is gonna die a loony toons death

Male parental unit- Not funny

Male parental unit- I spend my life worried sick about each of you

Male parental unit- Stop talking about dying

Zombie- ...

Demon child- Took a real serious turn there

Demon child- We’ll joke abt dying privately next time sorry

Male parental unit-Don’t ever joke about dying

Demon child- oml I was joking again

Zombie- I gotta take a massive shit rn

Male parental unit- 😢

Zombie- Ima block all the toilets in Bristol,

I can hear it growing

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[lonl3yhuman]

If the batfam were British you know Jason would be scouse end of story

[rosethorne24]

This is fantastic, ive been thinking about this a lot and when i saw this post i had to give my two cents, there's not a lot of logic, just vibes mostly.

Bruce- london or Oxford (obviously)

Dick- blackpool (carnie kid)

Jason- Newcastle-upon-Tyne (i just think he'd do well as a geordie)

Tim- london (he lives on a house boat in camden)

Stephanie- london (specifically lambeth, this is just vibes)

Cass- glasgow (instead of being mute she just has a really thick Glaswegian accent)

Duke- Sunderland (simply so he and jason have beef over football)

Damian- south shields (hes near jason and south shields was one of the first ports in the uk to accept immigrants from the middle east, I just think it's neat and i find it funny to think about Damian with a geordie accent)

[depsidase]

[frownyalfred]

so we’re all in agreement that “Bruce dies and the Batman mantle is actually an eldritch curse from Gotham that passes immediately to his heir and that means Dick wakes up one night and instantly knows that Bruce is gone, and can suddenly feel all of Gotham and all of Bruce’s memories and has to grieve silently with his brothers because otherwise he’ll open up his mouth and tell them exactly how Bruce died because he can feel it and it’s kind of like Bruce is still in his head, and Gotham is even deeper, and the last thing he wants to do is put on that cowl or be anything of Gotham’s but people start noticing, those with magic and Sight and other powers, they see this mantle hanging over him he keeps denying and Gotham sabotages Nightwing every time he tries to step a foot out on patrol and drowns him in Bruce’s memories until he can’t really tell who he is again, he’s just a tool, and maybe Bruce was too, maybe that’s why he was always Like That, having a city in his head and generations of Wayne memories in his head and now the fear that one day it might pass on to Damian, and that fear becomes Dick’s fear, too, until somehow a Bruce comes back - Tim saves him, Gotham saves him, something yanks gravity backwards and says absolutely not, and Dick looks his father dead in the eye and realizes they’re both like this, this is a curse that can never be lifted from either of them, passing away was Bruce’s only respite but even that was taken from him (because of love, and family, and a duty that runs so deep it shakes the foundations of Gotham) and now they’re two men but they’re really dozens, and they know what the other is thinking, feeling, seeing, because it’s their eyes too, and when they do part a fraction of an inch, Bruce’s guilt flows over the cracks, sealing him in with it. Dick flees to Blüdhaven, but it’s not enough. Bruce collapses in Gotham and coughs up blood, Her price for losing a knight, and Dick comes back on feet that don’t touch the ground, in Bruce’s mask that has become molded to his own face, and when Bruce opens his mouth and bares bloody teeth at Dick, at Gotham, at the curse between them — all Dick sees is himself. because that, too, is Bruce’s” would be a cool fucked up fic, right?

[depsidase]

[seraphtrevs]

STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

[edhelwen1]

Animated Goncharov.

[marlynnofmany]

Definitely that one.

[ifitistobeitisuptous]

unless, hear me out...

Muppet Goncharov

[marlynnofmany]

[sufficientlylargen]

Look at these idiots who haven't seen Gonzorov (1993).

[unquartdetour]

Reblogging entirely for Gonzorov.

[rosethorne24]

here's a little taste of what im thinking for my spiderverse/batfam fic, tell me what you think!

“while the bats are away the spiders will play” was the headline alfred read that morning on the front of the gotham gazette, the newspaper that master Bruce would usually read sat at the head of the breakfast table while the majority of his brood sat groggy-eyed eating their breakfasts before going to their various civilian activities. 

Ever since the sudden disappearance of the city’s vigilantes Gotham’s crime rate had increased tenfold but about two months after there were new stories of vigilantes, at first it was muggings and assaults interrupted and then two face and his gang were taken down seemingly overnight, the almost unoccupied GCPD waking up to find a veritable crowd of goons and the two faced man himself strung up and webbed to the front entrance of the building, including a stickynote that held the words 

“from your friends and neighbors, The Web” 

After that the criminals of Gotham once again had to pay attention to the rooftops, not for bats but for spiders. 

Alfred looked around at the empty halls of Wayne manor, the building seeming cavernous without it’s denizens. 

“I suppose i have some spiders to collect” 

He said to himself before walking towards the study. The cave could use some utilization again

@gglouise23 @leyraaleyraa @ryrytrytry @redsakura101

[rosethorne24]

would anyone like a spiderverse gang/batfam crossover fic? been thining about writing one for a while now

[theberfofficial]

ghoulsounds.mp3

[rosethorne24]