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[tadieshi-hotmada]

bonus panel:

MIGUEL : GO TAKE A SHOWER !

HIRO : ¡ NO ! ¡ NO PUEDES OBLIGARME A HACER ESO !

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MIGUEL : DON’T YOU FEEL BETTER NOW ?

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i have this headcanon that hiro is an absolute filth monster and he rarely takes showers, so to make himself smell better he uses a generous amount of axe body spray to cover up the funk of puberty and miguel has had Enough ( and hiro is too stuborn to admit he feels better after finally taking a bath )

Miguel can now cuddle with him safely, amen 🙏

note: i’m so sorry ?? my spanish is still weak ! but i’m learning

[22yr-old-harry]

I haven’t seen any posts on tumblr about this kid, but you may have seen this going around twitter. He’s received an absurd amount of hate for supporting women, as well as a lot of love (as he obviously deserves!) Let’s keep this movement going! 

EDIT:

He changed his instagram to jose__angelg, but I’m pretty sure he deleted his tumblr because I can’t find it.

[milf-n-dilf-dippin-dots]

Ok mf’s I’m going to put this under a BUNCH OF tags-even a few irrelevant ones-because I have A LOT of guy friends, and all of them talk about this stuff like it’s some gross taboo?

SIGNAL BOOST THIS MY FRIENDS.

[srafandseedpods-deactivated2014]

OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE

[giddytf2-deactivated20150525]

*squeaaaaaals*

[silenceofsixx]

Cishet women promoting rape culture smh

[silenceofsixx]

And barely any notes but if a guy said this shit this shit would’ve blown up

[he-who-shall-not-be-tamed]

Going back through old reblog and deleting some weird shit i’m not exactly into anymore. Came across this and, just, ew… this is beyond disgusting i dont even know what else to say….

[marcelperezmassegu]

Compilation of my AVATAR fanart collection! AVATAR and THE LEGEND OF KORRA

Hope that you like!!

BTW you can also follow me on instagram as marcelperezmassegu !!

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

oof….

Now this is perfection. nice and juicy 

[oppa-homeless-style]

call that a freshlight

[ramenfuneral]

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

[verygayandverytired]

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

[lesbianshepard]

A giant, black, sarcophagus has been found in Alexandria and I could not be more excited about it. 

If we do open it we could find

The tomb of Alexander the Great (Coolest possible answer. Probably the coolest thing we’ve found in my lifetime unless aliens decide to show up.)

Rando important Egyptian Pharaoh ( Also cool answer. Definitely an awesome find.)

An ancient and unspeakable evil (We haven’t had a good ol’ doomsday level curse in a good long while. Definitely overdue for this one)

It’s a win/win/win scenario. 

[harocat]

I’m Mike Drucker in this situation

[rhys1812]

[erinnightwalker]

I FULLY SUPPORT THIS

[becausebirds]

[iwishitwas1983]

I’m crying.

[floacist]

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning “mr. owl” “oh jesus christ” “please don’t give me that look” “please don’t fly” DYING omg

[alrightalrightalrightalyssa-dea]

That owl is 30000000% done

[sasstrid-and-dorkcup]

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

This gives me great joy

[pervocracy]

PSA: your blood pH is 7.35 to 7.45.

Even small deviation outside that range will cause severe symptoms–and I don’t mean “feeling blah” or “higher long-term risk for diseases of aging”–I mean you’ll be in the ER because you’re collapsing and can’t even regulate your breathing.

Fortunately, your body has multiple mechanisms that closely regulate your blood pH, so it takes a very serious problem to throw it out of whack.  Your urine pH can change over a wide range, but that’s because your kidneys are part of the system that keeps your blood pH so tightly controlled.  Having acidic urine doesn’t mean your body is acidic; it means your body is dumping excess acid to keep you in balance, which is a normal and healthy occurrence.

Therefore: You do not need to eat “alkaline” foods and it is impossible (and would be painful and dangerous if it were possible) to make your body more alkaline via diet or lifestyle.  Any miracle diet or supplement that sells itself on “alkalinity is the secret to health” is automatically questionable and should be doubted for this reason.

[prokopetz]

Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.

[maydaykoigo]

Proof needed

[prokopetz]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[thankyu]

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

[hell0-there-lady]

V A C C I N A T E

[hell0-there-lady]

[hell0-there-lady]

sign in a doctor’s office

I have decided to make this a master post of healthcare PROFESSIONALS calling bullshit on anti-vaxx

[revan-trevelyan]

Sometimes the help you need isn’t the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if you’re thinking of suicide.

[ube-makaveli]

This comic meant a whole lot to me. It was sincere in its depiction and treated the issue through the eyes of a grounded person. Not some godly hero saying everything is better than it seems, but a person trying his best before bringing her somewhere who can actually help.

[brainstatic]

Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.

[stoned-dahmer-deactivated201802]

How disgusting can someone be

I wouldn’t even say this about my worst enemy

Forget the fact that its trump. If you agree with this youre fucking evil. Evil literally lives inside you. Wow.

[a-really-bad-decision]

Anyways all of y’all AND the evil that literally lives inside of you are invited to the sick ass house party I’m throwing when lord dampnut kicks the bucket

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

I feel like all you Americans need to take a look at what happened here in the UK after Maggie Thatcher died. Because when it comes to tasteless celebrations fuelled by anger and the death of a hated political leader, we REALLY pushed the boat out. We had street parties. We had burning effigies. We pushed “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” to the top of the charts out of sheer hatred. Bone up kiddos, and I really hope you manage to do that truly American thing, of dramatically outdoing us with your celebrations.

[truth-has-a-liberal-bias]

Reblogging for last comment.

[babyanimalgifs]

He can’t wait to go to doggy school…

[blindiezone]

At first I thought it was going to be, like, a car but when it was actually a bus it made this video even better!

[thesanityclause]

the most wholesome content

[kh-1987-deactivated20210410]

Do not stay in a retail store or restaurant past closing time. I mean unless you’re just finishing up paying and it’s like 5 mins after. It’s rude. I know the people who work there say, “oh no it’s ok”. They’re lying. It’s not ok they just have to say that.

[roseyposeysunshine]

also don’t leave your business cards scattered around the store - you’re not being business savvy. You’re giving the closing staff a huge mess to search for and clean up.

[bulbiedorf]

How Obama joked: here is a video of my birth *shows clip from Lion King*

How Trump jokes: haha my vice president wants to kill all the gay people

[abcoconut]

Hey future historians, please note that although tumblr is a fountain of hyberbolic sarcasm, there is exactly 0% sarcasm or hyperbole in this post.