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Fanfic Recommendations

Okay y'all there's this fanfiction I have been reading is essentially an Anikikin Skywalker and reader fanfiction but the reader is from our world and it's called "Rewrite the stars" by StarbeltConstellation on a03 and I love it but it has been a MINUTE since it has been updated and I just wanted a recommendation that is similar because I have re read that one multiple times already and I just need more fr.

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Bruce: "......"

Peter: *doing the Umbrella choreography*

Peter: \(O-O) /

Bruce: "......."

Peter (dressed as that Tom Holland Umbrella choreography): "I honestly have no explanation for this especially because it started off as a sandcastle building contest for tik tok live"

Tim: *on tik tok live with Peter as the backup dancer also dressed the same*

Tim: "We gotta give the hoes what they want !"

Bruce: "........."

Bruce: " We are no where near sand"

Peter and Tim: "......."

Peter: "In our defense.....we got bored of that"

Tim: "I plead the 5th"

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Twenty minutes ago:

*At the beach building sandcastles*

Peter: "Tim have you ever wanted to show off your athletic and dancing abilities ?"

Tim: "Eh kind of, mostly I have been wanting to dress up all hot with fishnet leggings but I have never really had the chance"

Peter and Tim:"......."

Peter and Tim: "WAIT A MINUTE"

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Peter and Pepper

OKAY SO I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA

It hit me while I was scrolling through tumblr and now I have to type it out lmfaoooo is tumblr my way of spreading brain rot now ?? Yes yes it is :D

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Peter and Pepper in Gotham !!!

Peter: "Oh no Ms. Pepper we might be in a different universe what do we do?"

Pepper: "Give me 20 minutes"

20 minutes later

News person: "In an interesting turn of events, Miss Virginia Potts now owns Wayne Industry"

Bruce: "When did this happen?"

Tim: "I- I don't know"

Bruce: "Who even is she?"

Tim: "...I don't know.....Bruce are we poor now?"

Bruce: ......I - I don't know"

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Peter: "You did this in 20 minutes?!?!"

Pepper: "It would have been faster but I had to fix my hair first"

Peter: ".....now I know who the top in you and Mr. Stark's relationship is"

Pepper: "Peter ! I am offended that you ever thought otherwise"

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Fem Peter Parker

Okay so I have been reading a lot of trans Peter Parker (ftm) and I LOVE it BUT lets now do ....

Tom Holland Peter Parker transported to Gotham and the whole thing where in every Peter Parker in Gotham fanfic happens.

Peter gets out of a Lazarus pit, finds clothes, wonders where he is, goes to the library and meets Barbara etc etc etc and at one point he needs to use the restroom and he looks down and goes

"uh where's my dick at?" and then---

"wait a minute......" and finds out he is biologically a female now and he is all confused and concerned because what do you mean ?? What if this is not his body and what poor girl did he steal the body from omg he feels bad because what if he gets hurt then it would be like hurting someone else omg....but at the same time he does a DNA test (idk how but he does) and yes its biologically him but as a girl and omg what will he do when he gets his first period ???!!!

Also it could go either way where it continues being like other trans. peter parker cause he identifies as male OR he doesn't really mind since he was always gender fluid and didn't mind being called (he/him) cause he can't worry about that as much since he is saving the world and this just means that now he technically has to go through period cramps and stuff and MJ will most definitely be cackling if she knew because now he will know just how bad cramps can be lmaoooo

But yeah I thought it would be a nice twist to it and if he decides that you know what hell yeah he wants to wear skirts and dresses (after being kidnapped by the Batfam) and use makeup and he is still a little shit so....

Bruce: "No you cannot fight crime"

Peter: " This is sexism"

Bruce: "..."

Steph: "Yeah Bruce what the heck"

Cass: *nods*

Bruce: " Peter (or whatever name he wants now ) you have 3 broken ribs and missing a leg"

Peter: "Ha ! My leg isn't missing I know where it is....at the bottom of the building (this peter can grow limbs again) "

Bruce: "......"

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Bonus:

Peter: "Bruce ! Do I look bonita?"

Bruce: ".......Yes"

Peter: \(^v^)/

Bruce: *hands Peter $1,000*

Peter: /(o-o)\

Bruce: ".......for clothes or something"

Peter: "Thanks !" *Buys a fucking tank* (idk man lets assume he saved up a lot of money since Bruce doesn't know how to show emotion Wayne keeps giving him money every time he finds Peter cute which is pretty much everyday)

Bruce: "......who sold you a pink tank?"

Peter: " Oh ! Jason painted it !!!"

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Jason (loves causing chaos) Todd : "This is going to be so fucking funny" *cackles*

Peter (loves causing chaos the 2nd) Parker: "This needs glitter!!"

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Bruce Wayne Girl Dad

Okay so I love the girl-dad Bruce Wayne trope and I think he is a girl-dad with Cass but I want him to be a girl-dad to a daughter that has no idea that he is batman cause she was raised by her mom that (like all other tropes) died for some reason when she was like 16 or something and then she moves in with the Bat-fam and they all try to keep it a secret but at one point they give up and just stop trying to keep everything secret but idk maybe a force is all like:

"You know what would be fucking hilarious ? She never finds out lmfaooo" (this is Lady Gotham herself because she is in fact a troll and wants to cause funny chaos lol)

Lady Gotham: "Batman is Bruce Wayne? No way lol here is a guy that conveniently looks like Bruce that will show up every time Batman is out" ( he is the ghost of crime alley (idk lol) and he also wants to be a little shit lol)

Honorable Mentions:

Bruce makes a tik tok with her and she is sickened at the comments thirsting for her dad and threatens to never show her dad falling off the stairs because he thought he was cool enough to skate down the stairs (lmao from the webtoon)

Tim bonds with her by both being awake at 4 am because he is Tim and she just watched a full season of literally any show and lost track of time so they do the whole "when she looks at me and he looks at her" thing (idk if those are the lyrics i'm just typing stuff at this point)

Jason brings her guns to make sure she is safe (Bruce has an aneurysm because Jason why the hell are you bringing her guns)

Dick takes her everywhere with Damian so they can bond and Damian and her end up messing with Dick because they are both in fact Waynes and Waynes will be little shits

Duke helps her study and at one point they end up at a protest ....how they got there they don't know but hey they are protesting something...they don't know what but they know they must do what they have to do (tbh i don't really know much of Duke I am learning about their family through Peter in Gotham fanfics and Duke doesn't come up as often as I would like but he seems cool)

Cass and her bond and do girly things and Cass loves her sister so much because yeah Stephanie is great but that's her gf this is her sister :3 (I ship them together so much omg)

Damian contrary to what people thought actually loves her a lot which surprised everyone

Alfred bakes her his famous cookies whenever she's on her period and she shares with Damian because he is her favorite (he lets her pet his pets lol)

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Peter in Metropolis

Okay so I love the Peter in Gotham adopted by Bruce Wayne and/or adopted by Dick Grayson but lowkey I want a Peter Parker in Metropolis where Superman looks at this cute (I know hes like 17 but like I want him to de age cause i said so lol idk ) 12 year old Spider-Kid that has the proportional strength of a spider and looks like he's radioactive ( he is ) and all cute and eyes full of hope and wonder and yeah a little hurt cause he was just blipped away and somehow ends up in the Kansas farm and Pa Kent also looks at him and goes "Martha theres another one lets keep him too" and Clark is all "Dad, we can't keep a kid we just met" meanwhile he's already forging adoption papers and documents and stuff and Ma Kent is all "Awwww look how adorable he is.... I must feed him" and idk at one point Bruce meets Peter and he is in shock because spoiler alert Peter actually looks so much like his mom that he freaks out and idk maybe this is me wanting SuperBat with spider child fanfiction.

(at one point Damian kidnaps him (how he did that idk but tbh Peter was probably like "You know what? Hell yeah" ) and they bond idk lol

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Peter in Gotham Fics

I love how all the " Peter in Gotham fics " are always like;

Peter ends up in Gotham either after being dusted in Infinity War or after making everyone forget who he is with Dr. Strange's help

He always finds the library that Barbara works at and she quickly realizes that he looks like Dick Grayson/sees the white in his hair and thinks "Lazarus Pit"

Eventually he either meets Tim in a coffee shop after ordering 4000 shots of espresso and Tim is like " ...new friend?" and/or in Gotham academy when Peter solves a math equation thing that no one else but Tim knows ( or both )

Becomes friends with all the bats and they try to kidnap him because he is obviously very hungry, sleepy, hurt, and overall a huge, and adorable mess

Somehow Friday or Karen are with him

He decides to still be Spider-Man

Bruce Wayne thinks " ....new son :0 " because his desire to collect as many traumatized kids as possible goes off every time he sees Peter

and I still eat this up every time ... oh and the funny thing is that I know nothing about the rest of the Batkids besides Dick but because of these fanfics I now know of Duke Thomas