Femme Damnée

Uh,,,

[luthienne]

“…left to myself, I abandoned myself,”

— Charlotte Brontë, from Jane Eyre

[unclefather]

[daily-showerthoughts]

A couple inches of white paint is all that separates millions of cars from crashing into each other

[delsymdesperado]

if you put a redditor on a backroad with no markings they just drive directly into approaching traffic

[loverlv]

me: tries to sign into my google account

google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this

[rcktpwr]

i need milf defense NOW

[quetzalrofl]

does this mean defense from milfs or for milfs?

[rcktpwr]

by milfs

[adhighdefinition]

me, trying to accept the fact that i’m mentally ill and as a result impaired in my function: but….. i’m… probably… just lazy. a bad person. i simply need to pull myself together and that’s it

[andivhs]

[lilsplanet]

APRIL YES

[chongoblog]

The events of Kingdom Hearts III imply that Remy Rataouille didnt control Linguini because he was compatible with him or anything, but rather Remy has the inherent power to completely control people just by pulling on their hair, meaning that if Thanos wasn’t bald, then Remy would be the most powerful creature in the Disney extended universe, in this essay I

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

I want to make it entirely clear that this is the worst tag that this post will ever be able to have

[256gb]

oh, boo hoo, let me blow you a sick smoke ring on the worlds smallest vape

[airnomadthot]

I can’t stop thinking about that picture of Terry Crews in that pink suit.

[airnomadthot]

this one

[airnomadthot]

UPDATE

[the-cortex]

[the-jedi-ninja]

Me: *starts tearing up completely randomly*

Friend: Oh my gosh, what’s wrong? Are you okay?

Me: No, no, I’m fine it’s nothing. Just ignore me.

Friend: … You’re thinking about Nadiya winning Bake Off again, aren’t you?

Me: *burst into tears* She’s never going to put boundaries on herself again!!!

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[hopingtokeephope]

boyle is the best friend every person needs

[badlydrawneverything]

[cornrowe-deactivated20190502]

literally what about the “it’s leif erickson day!!” bit from spongebob was so impactful that we all just have the phrase hinga dinga durgen permanently drilled into our cerebral cortex. it was 5 seconds long

[boyswanna-be-her]

This picture i took of hector while i was drunk last night looks like a damn renaissance painting

[youremybrandnewday]

Hector

[boyswanna-be-her]

Hector

[deerthing]

georges de la tour, la madeleine a la hector, 1640

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[every1one]

this is how people 5'4" and under unload the washer