seize the memes of production

the only hetero I am is heterochromatic

[theside-b]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

[sweet-sugar-maize]

[notkatniss]

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[superhell]

i just don't think 16 minutes is going to cover it

[eosphoroz]

Not the Spongebob tieeee 😂 I'm dying

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

As a Boromir lover what is you thoughts on Faramir? The lesser brother.

I thought Denethor died, but here he is sending me asks

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[kushblazer666]

[dajo42]

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

[xenosagaepisodeone]

^ I think it's time to reintroduce this fella back into the online ecosystem

[computer-voiced-by-majel-barrett]

Shoutout to my favorite genre of TOS episode:

[pseudophan]

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[hotvampireadjacent]

Halal movie night follow up

[theflikchic]

Quark in every episode where he does the right thing (he realized he's not gonna make any money from it):